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[There is a very wet, drunk, blonde headed man screaming through the journals.]

HEY EVERYONE!

It has come to my attention that many of you here are a bit violent. Really now, can’t we all just get along? So everyone needs to remember what this world is really made of! And what is it really made of you say? Why that is simple! This world is made of…

LOVE AND PEACE!

Say it with me everyone! Love and peace! Love and peace! Love and peace! [And with that the post cuts off with some mad laughter as well as a repeating of “Love and Peace” over and over. Drunks shouldn’t be given magical journals, even if it wasn’t totally his fault – he’s not sorry for this post. You all do need to learn to love more.]

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Try telling that to humanity at large. But I suppose it works both ways.

I'm working on getting them to understand that.

[There's a pause for a moment. It's...not possible and shouldn't really affect him, not as far as he's concerned, but at the same the idea makes him somewhat uncomfortable.]

Good luck with that. What with it being human nature and all.

I disagree! When people are born they aren't born capable of stealing or harming. They weren't born for that. One day there will be peace and people can live out their lives in happiness without threat of war or violence.

It's still human nature. As much as they've got a right to not kill, they've got the right to kill too. If that wasn't the case, I wouldn't even exist.

No one has the right to kill. Just because they can does not make it right.

...and why wouldn't you exist if people didn't kill?

Well, to be more specific, if people stopped going to war with each other. Then I'll have no believers, and when that happens I'll stop existing or go through another stupid identity crisis again. That sound pleasant?

No, an identity crisis doesn’t sound pleasant - but perhaps once it’s over it would be better to have an identity that didn’t require people killing each other.

I've already been through it once. Not the sort of experience I'd want to repeat.

If you went through it once - why did you go back?

I never went back. I just got better. Or worse, depending how you look at it.

I see...

Besides, it's not like I could just give up being War, even if I really wanted to.

You're... war?

With a capital double-u.

Oookay. [Sorry if he has trouble believing that.]

Pfft, you're the second person here not to believe me immediately. 'S somewhat refreshing. Would it be easier for you if I just said I'm a god?

Ahh. I see now.

Yeah. So it's nothing easy.

Can't you I dunno - promote peace and be a War God?

I'll probably make things worse, intentionally or not.

Hmm... must not be easy to be War.

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