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[goldenglasses]

[It’s taken Vash a while. Because his mun sucks at these sorts of things. But after a bit of stalking and planning. Vash has finally come up with a revenge prank for Mayoi.

After waiting for what seemed like forever for a time when both Mayoi and Alexei were out of the house, he snuck in like a thief. He’s taken her toothbrush (or what he assumed to be hers) and soaked it in a cup of lemon juice for a good five minutes. Enjoy the sour taste in your mouth when you try to brush your teeth tonight! And when you grab the nearest cup to rinse out? You‘ll find a tiny caricature of Vash drawn on it. Laughing.

For anyone who’d like to run into Vash - he can be found leaving the crime scene then to the bakery for some victory donuts.]

Comments

[goldenglasses]

Wouldn't hurt a fly... haha... well that's good then. Uh, that he stitched you up. Not that it's good you got hurt! That you know... he's a good guy!

[herotypical]

Flea. [She corrects, gently--a puzzled pursing of the mouth losing the word mostly in breath with little enunciation.] Why? Have you seen him hurt any flies--I mean, fleas?

I'm awake I swea-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[goldenglasses]

Ahaha, nope! Haven't seen him hurt any fleas! Or flies! Nope! Not a one! [People on the other hand.]

[herotypical]

I think the blonde doth protest too much.

[Yeah. She did twelfth grade English.]

[goldenglasses]

Hey! You asked so I answered!

[herotypical]

You haven't been around the bar and he hasn't been around, either. Find a new place to drink, or something?

[goldenglasses]

No... [Deadpan] Part of my punishment is I'm not allowed to go to the bar. Meryl works there so it's kinda hard to sneak in.

[herotypical]

C'mon, now...she doesn't work every shift.

[goldenglasses]

[Shh! He's also whipped but don't tell everyone! ...they already know anyway.] Yeah, but when she's not at work she's watching me. Somehow... I think. I dunno... she's just good at popping up wherever I go. I think she has a: Vash is doing something I don't like sense or something.