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[goldenglasses]

[It’s taken Vash a while. Because his mun sucks at these sorts of things. But after a bit of stalking and planning. Vash has finally come up with a revenge prank for Mayoi.

After waiting for what seemed like forever for a time when both Mayoi and Alexei were out of the house, he snuck in like a thief. He’s taken her toothbrush (or what he assumed to be hers) and soaked it in a cup of lemon juice for a good five minutes. Enjoy the sour taste in your mouth when you try to brush your teeth tonight! And when you grab the nearest cup to rinse out? You‘ll find a tiny caricature of Vash drawn on it. Laughing.

For anyone who’d like to run into Vash - he can be found leaving the crime scene then to the bakery for some victory donuts.]

Comments

Nice fail there!

[amber-arcangel.livejournal.com]

[She's laughing at that reaction. She's gotten better at scaring people!]

A joke?

I do my best!

[goldenglasses]

Yeah! A joke! [Quick man! Think of one! She'll probably ask what it is! THINK!]

/claps

[amber-arcangel.livejournal.com]

What joke?

The only joke his mun knows...

[goldenglasses]

Uh, let's see... how did it go? Yeah.

So, a guy walks into a bar and says - ow. Haha! Funny right? [Weak man. Weak.]

Pfft XD

[amber-arcangel.livejournal.com]

[Stare...she doesn't get it. :|]

[goldenglasses]

Uh... you know. So instead of walking into a building to get a drink - he walked into like... a pole. And it hurt so he said ow.

[amber-arcangel.livejournal.com]

[Pfft, that's so bad that she actually starts laughing!]

[goldenglasses]

[Laughs right along with you. Mostly because he's thinking you bought that.]

[amber-arcangel.livejournal.com]

[Nooot even close.] You were thinking about that in someone else's house?

[goldenglasses]

[Well, shit. Plays dumb. Oh so good at it.] What do you mean?

[amber-arcangel.livejournal.com]

[Pointing back to the house you came out of.] That's not your house.

[goldenglasses]

Oh that! Yeah, I was going to visit some friends, but turned out they're not home!

[amber-arcangel.livejournal.com]

But you were inside. [And people knock first. :|]

[goldenglasses]

Yeah I thought they might be sleeping and didn't want to wake them.

[amber-arcangel.livejournal.com]

It's the middle of the day..

[goldenglasses]

Perfect time for a nap!

[amber-arcangel.livejournal.com]

[Staaare. Sorry Vash, she's not buying it.]

[goldenglasses]

Well, when else would you take a nap?

[amber-arcangel.livejournal.com]

At night?

[goldenglasses]

But that's just normal sleeping! Not like a quick little snooze!

[amber-arcangel.livejournal.com]

...I thought people just slept at night.

[goldenglasses]

Nope, sometimes they take quick 'cat naps' during the day.

[amber-arcangel.livejournal.com]

That's weird...

[goldenglasses]

Is it? Sometimes you can just use a pick-me-up!

[amber-arcangel.livejournal.com]

[Pointing up~!] I use the sun for that.