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[goldenglasses]

[It’s taken Vash a while. Because his mun sucks at these sorts of things. But after a bit of stalking and planning. Vash has finally come up with a revenge prank for Mayoi.

After waiting for what seemed like forever for a time when both Mayoi and Alexei were out of the house, he snuck in like a thief. He’s taken her toothbrush (or what he assumed to be hers) and soaked it in a cup of lemon juice for a good five minutes. Enjoy the sour taste in your mouth when you try to brush your teeth tonight! And when you grab the nearest cup to rinse out? You‘ll find a tiny caricature of Vash drawn on it. Laughing.

For anyone who’d like to run into Vash - he can be found leaving the crime scene then to the bakery for some victory donuts.]

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[fallenambitions]

[Alexei won't have gone too far from the house when he sees Vash leaving the house. The way he was fleeing the home was quite suspicious. You will now have someone shadowing you, Vash.]

[goldenglasses]

[Feel free to notice him talk to a bunch of people before stopping to innocently eat donuts. Lots of donuts.]

[fallenambitions]

...[He'll wait until Vash isn't surrounded by people and enjoying his donuts before approaching him]

You seem awfully happy about something.

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[goldenglasses]

[Inner moment of panic: Oh god it's Alexei! Did he see him!? Act natural!]

2/2

[goldenglasses]

[Laughs shly and rubs the back of his head.] Do I?

[fallenambitions]

[He smiles, but there's something rather unpleasant about it] Yes. Did you find what you were looking for in my house?

[goldenglasses]

[Oh shit.] Oh... yeah. Sorry about that. I was uh... going to return some glue to Mayoi and then saw that you two weren't home.

[fallenambitions]

So you decided to break into our house, rather than wait. Just to return "some glue"?

[goldenglasses]

Ahahaha, well, I thought you know... with all this heat that you guys might be taking a nap or something and didn't hear me knocking! [He just... keeps digging away]

[fallenambitions]

You are aware that breaking and entering a house would be consider a crime, correct? You don't come off as the criminal type, but perception here can be deceiving.

[goldenglasses]

No! I'm not a criminal! [He's a natural disaster!]

[fallenambitions]

Then what were you really doing inside the house? [Be grateful he knows you and didn't decide to attack you on sight, Vash.]

[goldenglasses]

[Sighs, caught] I was pranking Mayoi for giving me glue, but saying it was hair gel.

[fallenambitions]

...By doing what exactly? [He keeps a steady tone, despite knowing this. More curious than scolding]

[goldenglasses]

I soaked her toothbrush in lemon juice.

[fallenambitions]

[...] I see. Attacking her sense of taste. [Pondering over how childish this all seems now.]

[goldenglasses]

I uh... figured she wouldn't see it coming. [Vash is a huge child. Rubs the back of his head sheepishly.]

[fallenambitions]

Who would? As long as it wasn't something life threatening, I won't mention anything. [Because, Alexei would seriously come after you]

[goldenglasses]

[Wait... he's going to let him get away with it?] Ah! Thanks! No, I'd never do anything life threatening! Just a friendly little prank. [As friendly pranks can get.]

[fallenambitions]

It's more childish than it is friendly. [...he just shrugs] Somehow I doubt this will make things even between the two of you.

[goldenglasses]

Probably not, but it is entertaining!