goldenglasses | [Voice - Backdated to early morning on the 2nd]

Hair gel?

She said she knew of some great hair gel that would make it so my hair would never fall down... didn't tell me it was glue.

[He is trying so hard not to laugh, Vash.]

Oh dear...that's-- That's terrible.

[Unmanly whine] Oh man! I hope it all comes out!

If it doesn't at least you won't have to style your hair everyday.

Aaah... ha. ha.

See? There's always a bright side to every head that's been glued permanently in one shape!

Like getting back at the one who pranked me. [Evil laugh goes here.]

Exactly.

Anything you have in mind?

Not yet... but I'll think of something.

When you do, make it spectacular! I love seeing pranks.

I'll do my best~!

We're counting on you, Vash-san~

[Laughing. It doesn't take a genius to figure it out]

It was glue wasn't it? Oh, man you are a fuckin' moron.

I am not!

Yes ya are. You fell for the oldest trick in the goddamn book.

What? It's wrong to think someone would just want to be nice?

That's the problem. Ya too damn trusting.

Why the fuck do you need hair gel anyway? Don't ya have enough?

She said it would keep it from falling down! It sure would save a lot of time in the morning if I didn't have to style it everyday.

[Snickering]

You style it to look like shit on PURPOSE?

Hey! My hair is great! It's shine will make women swoon and men quiver in fear!

Haha! What kinda women ya swoon with that bimbos? Please.

I'll have you know on my planet my golden locks of peace are famous! [Not in a good way - but still famous!]

Golden locks of peace? [Chuckling again]

Oh, man. If you tell me you're a goddamn pacifists, I'm gonna laugh my ass off.

What's wrong with being a pacifist?

'Pends on where ya want me to begin.

Start at the good things!

Good things, huh?

Well they do say ignorance is bliss so I'm sure ya gotta lot of that.

Ha. Ha. I'm dying with laughter over here.

Would it also happen to be flammable?

No. [Not that he has any real idea, but you don't need any ideas either.]

Except I think you are lying.

I'm pretty sure most glue isn't flammable.

I think we need to see if it is the kind that is flammable or not.

Of course your hair would be no matter what is in it.

Remind me to never give you matches.

Who says I need matches?

[And in the small window where Vash can see Yuber, he just made a fire with no matches at all.]

[Eye twitch] It's people like you that gives fire a bad name.

[But demons always get fire abilities, it's just part of the deal.] But burning things is most entertaining. Your hair would likely burn quite nicely.

...you know, a controlled fire in a fireplace is really nice too.

It is not at all entertaining when controlled.

Yes it is! You cook hotdogs over it! Or even pop popcorn!

What the hat guy said.

[You.] Master Aku! How have you been? I haven't seen you around at all lately.

Oh, I've been enjoying myself immensely.

[Somehow he manages to keep from twitching. His I'm a happy idiot smile stays on his face without faltering.] Ah, that is good! Is there anything I could do for the great and almighty Aku?

Ah. Perhaps you can. Yes, something that would please the great Aku immensely.

Yes master?

Should a small box containing adorable little kittens should cross your path, be sure to give them a solid kick.

Yes sir! Anything to serve the great Aku! [Ass-kissing to try to get closer? He'll hate it, but he can do it.]

Enjoy yourself.

[Happy gasp] Does this mean I can be employed again by the great and wonderful Aku!

No.

Aw, please master? Haven't I been a good minion?

No.

What have I done wrong Master!

Goodbye Vash.

But Master! Please wait! How am I to serve you better if you don't tell me! [Damn. That was a waste.]

What's hair gel?

It's used to style hair.

Style it how? Can't you just tie it back or something?

Well, it can make it so your hair sticks up!

You need this gel to do that?

[ bewildered! asking because... Frau's sticks up on its own 8| ]

Well, I thought everyone did, but since coming here I guess some people don't need it.

I know some that don't... Was there something wrong with the one you got?

It had glue in it.

Prank?

I'd say so.

From a friend?

I don't even know the kid! I just met her yesterday!

Then you probably deserved it.

What!? Why!?

For trusting someone you just met.

It's not like I was trusting her with my life or anything. People can just be nice you know.

Rarely.

Not as rare as most people seem to think!

Really.

Yup! Most people can be very nice in fact!

[Mayoi won't answer. But Vash might hear her snickering.

Just as planned]

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[HE KNOWS THE SNICKERING OF EVIL PRANKERS! He's made that himself on several occation.] You'd better hope this washes out kid!

Pfffffhahahahahaha!!! [and she just breaks down]

D-D-Don't worry, it's washable. I'm not that cruel, phahahahahaha!!!!!

Oh thank god...

I'm going to get you back for this!

[more snickering] Haha, good luck Vash.

I just have to think of something good first.

Just don't try hair glue gel, because it won't work.

Oooh, I'll think of something.

I wish you luck.

I wish you luck as well.

[ SNERK. That's all he gets. ]

[Yelling at you from the bathroom] It's NOT funny!

O-Of course it isn't, Vash!

No, you're right! It's hilarious! It will be even MORE funny if I have to CUT it out!

Calm down, calm down. If soap and water doesn't work, we'll try something else.

[Whimper] I don't want to be bald!

You won't, you won't. Here, I'll come in and see if I can help, okay?

[Sniff.] Alright.

[ She'll go back to the bathroom and knock. ]

Coming in!

Come in... [Normally he'd be all jumpy and shy as he's standing there with his shirt off and just a pair of sweat pants on, but you've seen his scars enough that it no longer bothers him. He's leaning over the sink trying to get all the glue out.]

[ She comes in and tries not to chuckle at him. ]

Here, hold on, let me see.

[Hold still and glares angrily into the sink. But of course, being Vash it looks more like a childish pout than a glare.]

[ She tries picking at his hair and running her fingers through it, without much success. ]

How much did you put in?

A handful.

Well... at least you didn't use it all. Let's see what we can do.

I caught on when my hand started sticking to my head. [Luckily it will wash out.]

Okay, go to the sink. We'll try to fix this.

[Sighs and moves to the sink.] I think I got some of it out, but I can't seem to get it all!

Well, I'll try to get the rest out. Stick your head under the faucet and I'll get soap.

[He puts his head under the faucet and turns the water on except - he turns it on cold, jumps up smacking his head into the faucet.] ACK! COL-OW!

[ She turns away for one second... ]

Vash, what the hell are you doing?

[Holding the back of his head with a wince] Oh you know... I thought blood might help get it out.

... Let me get you some ice.

O-okay... [Grumbles to himself about getting revenge as he works on warming the water a bit. Revenge against a kid? Of course that's not beneath Vash!]

[ She's leaving for now to get him ice, returning a few minutes later with some in a cloth. ]

Here, put this on your head for a few minutes.

[Puts it on his head then sits down on the toilet with a sigh. It's been a long week.]

[ She pats his shoulder and goes to the sink to warm the water more. ]

...do you work tonight?

Huh?... No, not tonight. Why?

Oh, I was just wondering. [Not that all his friends lately seem to keep getting kidnapped by EVERYTHING and he wants to keep an eye on you. Not at all.]

I'll be fine. Do you think you're okay to start washing now?

Yeah, I think so. [Sets the icepack down and leans his head carefully over the sink.]

Don't worry, it's warm now. [ She starts squeezing shampoo out into her palm. ]

[Picks at a clump of glue - out damn it!]

[ She starts working the shampoo into his hair. ]

[Thanks to the miracle of warm water and soap - they manage to actually get it all out.]

[ She smiles. ]

I think that's all of it.

[Runs his fingers through his hair a few times.] Ah good... I was afraid I was going to have to cut it.

Nope! No scissors needed at all.

Thanks Meryl!

You're welcome. Make sure to dry your hair well.

Yes ma'am~! [Gets started right on that.]

A "wonderful" hair gel, hmm?

Oh yes... makes hair stand up for days.

You don't look particularly pleased about it. Don't you like your hair standing up like that?

...it's not real hair gel kid.

Then why did you put it in your hair?

Because I was told it was real.

Oh...what an unpleasant trick. Are you going to get them back?

Oh yes!

That's good. Have you made your plan yet? Or do you need some ideas?

[He puts up a filter so prank plans don't get leaked out!] Not yet, I'm trying to think of something good.

Ah. Here's an idea: You could try "accidentally" breaking something valuable of theirs.

What-no! That's not a good prank! That's just mean!

What? You don't think it was mean for them to trick you with that fake hair gel?

It washes out. It's not like I had to cut it out. So it wasn't a mean prank.

I see then. No need to get them back after all. They're probably expecting it anyway.

It's just in fun. As long as your careful pranking each other can be fun if you don't get too carried away.

Hmm, interesting.

[About as interesting as your sudden mood change.]

[Vash is good at sudden mood changes. He's a pro.]

Yeah, so you don't want to do something mean spirited. Just something silly and only slightly annoying. Then you get to have the fun of thinking of something to get back at the person. The fun of setting it up. Then the fun of watching the end result.

Oh yes, the end result is always fun to watch.

[And Jay certainly enjoyed the results of his cricket box, especially since they exceeded his expectations.]

Stitch help friend Vash. Who Vash need to prank?

Ah! Her name is Mayoi Hachikuji. She pranked me and now I have to get her back!

Okay. Vash come meet Stitch. Stitch and Vash plan.

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