[deeeeep breath. What he wouldn't give to pass up on this conversation, but Nami-san is saving his ass big time so she at least deserves this much]

That shitty bear sent me to an island filled with-- At first I thought I'd been transported to heaven! It was so pink, Nami-san. [shudders] Someone took care of me until I woke up, and I went to thank her... it...