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[The first thing Vash remembered was the grass prickling on his back. When he opened his eyes and sat up he realized this was because he was stuck in those annoying new feather pants without a shirt once again. Man, what was with the Malnosso and stealing his clothes? At least his journal was nearby so that he could send out a message.]

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Hey guys! I'm back and the right age finally! I'll be home in a bit, just got to stop by the clothing shop to find my coat. Anyone want anything from the shops while I'm out?

[Because it's no big, it's not like he just died or anything. He was just kidnapped and being turned back into the right age, right!?

It's while he's trying to be sneaky and get to the clothing store without being seen that he starts to notice something strange. The scars he had gotten fighting Yuber and a few Third Party members were gone. Not that it was that noticeable with all his other scars.

Which, being half naked in Luceti anyone is free to catch him all his ugly glory as he runs to find his coat.

After he finds his coat he'll be loitering around the bakery and Good Spirits. Drinking and eating every donut in sight! Catch him anytime!]

[Voice, after he's a bit drunk]

Does anyone know what's so great about those white pants and dresses? I wonder if the Malnosso have a thing for white... or for people to be embarrassed, yeah, probably that one. [God, he hates those pants.]

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White clothes must help them save a lot of money they'd otherwise spend on dyes, if nothing else.

[He has no idea, really.]

[cue long pause

okay good]

I'm gonna kick your young, spry, stupid ass.

[Deadpan.

Deadpan.

He's so glad to hear you're alive again. Let him show you how he cares by threatening your life, because you're already so good at dying, you son-of-a-bitch, WE FUCKIN' MISSED YOU.]

[SINCE Y'ALL SUCK AT FILTERS.

Also, thank you, Wolfwood. Because Amelia's been trying to figure out what to say for awhile now.]

Not if I get to him first.

[PRECISELY WHY HE DIDN'T CHANGE IT, MA'AM.

The fury of two is best.]

Should I at least being some rope? We can hang him by his ankles on a tree.

[WAIT! WAIT! WAIT!]

WHAT?! Come on guys! I wasn't THAT needy while I was old! Give me a break!

But white gets dirty so fast! They must spend a fortune on bleach to keep them sparklingly white.

...It's not as if they reuse them over and over. Or do they?

I wouldn't put it past them.

[And then a half-naked Vash came into her vision and-

Holy hell. She was going to the clothing store for a weekly costume catch (see if there's new things to grab) she did not expect to see him here (dead, it echoes in her head) but more importantly, she's never see him without clothes and.

...She should be horrified, but right now she's just so taken aback she stares]

[At first Vash had been too distracted to notice that Haruhi was in the store with him. He was on a mission to find his damn coat or at least ANYTHING shirt or coat that could cover him.

It was right around the time he pushed a pink coat out of the way (he didn't care if that was the right size, he wasn't going home in THAT) that he suddenly got the feeling he was being watched.

He turns and finally spots Haruhi.]

WHAAAAAAA!

[He ducks down behind a rack of clothes. Trying to hide himself. Stupid Malnosso.]

...Anyone could have worn them, and they could have arrived anywhere.

Vash the Pinata has a good ring to it.

[And Amelia scoffs quietly. Possibly instead of laughing.]

You sure you want to be asking for "breaks" right now?

[Well, that's a voice he's very happy to hear from!]

Hey, Vashy! Glad ta see yer alive and back with us!

Seriously good ring to it.

Let's break some bottles over his head, while we're at it.

[Asshole. He's having a hard time wanting to actually hit you. It's a problem.]

THAT'S NOT THE KIND OF BREAK I MEANT AT ALL! I meant more the kind where you guys are nice to me!

[Did he just say alive?] Ah, yeah, sure is. Never really liked those visits to the Malnosso.

And done anything in them! [Vash shivers.]

With so many advanced machines available even to us, they must have a way to clean clothes properly and completely. Right?

Empty bottles. Don't want to be wasteful.

[Seriously. It's hard to even sound angry with Vash being so damn normal.]

I like our version better. You almost home yet?

One of your buddies, what was his name... I dunno, anyway he announced over the journals that you'd died.

Are you alright? I mean, don't ya have side effects from that?

Do you just make a habit of dancing with someone who's body is made of knives?! [BAWKING!! BAWKING!!!]

Yeah, hurry up and get home so we can kick your ass.

[Yup.]

We'll give you some donuts as compensation.

If either of you kick his ass then you're on diaper duty for the rest of the month~

But why bother? Like they worry about us!

Thank you big girl! I always knew I could count on you!

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