Wow! Really!? A man of the sea?! Is there an ocean around here?! Whhhhaaaa! Do you really have a ship big enough for eight thousand people!? Or do you have lots of ships!? Do you know all your followers by name!? Pirate? Isn't pirate usually a bad person? You don't seem too bad though if you're worried about kids! If you're a pirate does that mean you have a bounty? If you have so many followers I bet it must be really big!

Could I see your ship sometime? Is it nearby? Could we go see it right now?

[Maybe eventually he'll remember that people also need to breath at some point between questions. Maybe.]