[-And there's the foot to his head. Cutting off the thought of: Isn't that a sparring dummy? And switching that thought to: OW MY HEAD!
Sandwich still raised in optimum eating position smashes into his face. Tomato, lettuce, salmon, and bread, smear into his face as his face is busy giving a kiss to the sparring dummy.]
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Sandwich still raised in optimum eating position smashes into his face. Tomato, lettuce, salmon, and bread, smear into his face as his face is busy giving a kiss to the sparring dummy.]