[Vash had thought a leisurely walk though town would be a fun idea. And hey! It’s a cute little butterfly fluttering to him.] Why hello there friend! [He’s even more amused when it lands on his forehead.] Hey there, I’m not a flow-OW! Did you just bite me!? OW! I think you just BIT me! Butterflies don’t bi-OW! You DID bite me! Get off! [Vash shakes his head and dislodges the tease and then flaps his arms trying to get it to leave.] Shoo! Get out of here! Leave me alone! [Wait… now there’s TWO!? Where‘d that one come from!?] What kind of butterflies are these?! [And Vash takes off running and screaming, waving his arms in the air.]

[Voice]

Rem! Meryl! Whoever is home! Close the windows and don’t let any black butterflies in! I think they’re zombies or something. Everyone else stay clear! They bite! And are very persistent!

[Feel free to run into him pretty much anywhere. He’ll be warning everyone and saving (or getting in the way) of anyone under attack by the butterflies. Oh, and he won’t be killing any.]

ALRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

I am Vash the Stampede! An ace bounty hunter here to serve! Got a baddy laddy you need brought in? Just give me a call! And if you have a bounty you might as well just turn yourself in now! For there is no escaping my expert marksmanship!

Now accepting applications for cute sidekicks. [What? Every bounty hunter has one!]

Edit: [Look out Luffy. Someone has been told about your bounty and has now set up a little ‘trap’ in the square for you. Namely - a piece of meat sitting on top of a rather obvious net, but the sign says it’s free!]