[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

ALRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

I am Vash the Stampede! An ace bounty hunter here to serve! Got a baddy laddy you need brought in? Just give me a call! And if you have a bounty you might as well just turn yourself in now! For there is no escaping my expert marksmanship!

Now accepting applications for cute sidekicks. [What? Every bounty hunter has one!]

Edit: [Look out Luffy. Someone has been told about your bounty and has now set up a little ‘trap’ in the square for you. Namely - a piece of meat sitting on top of a rather obvious net, but the sign says it’s free!]

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[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[SILENCE. SO MUCH SILENCE.]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[and then]

OI. HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?

[20mask.livejournal.com]

[Guess who woke up feeling he should give a rest to his work as thief and his dream to be a doctor and become a bounty hunter. Akira Ijyuin, he's too young to work alone but he could be a sidekick.]

Oh, mister! Where do one apply to be auditioned as a sidekick? I would love to be one of a bounty hunter and learn the job!

[goldenglasses]

Hm... do you have a catchphrase!?

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Luffy's bounty is 300 million. Go to it, Vash the Stampede.

[Someone sounds frazzled. And kinda pissed. At everyone now. Being kidnapped by a tree has made her day, really. You know what this town needs, Vash? It needs more law. And justice.]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

No need to send Vash in the lion's den yet, Nami-san. The shit can't even handle my bounty.

[amber-arcangel.livejournal.com]

What's a bounty hunter?

[goldenglasses]

It's a man who brings in wrong-do-ers and gets paid to do so!

[Voice] And let the trolling commence?

[blackenedchaos.livejournal.com]

So you've gotten over your annoying ideals?

[Voice] Well I was trying to think of a good reason for Vash to visit 7th Heaven XD

[goldenglasses]

You need to bring them in alive for a bounty!

[sun-trumpet.livejournal.com]

What does a sidekick have to do?

[goldenglasses]

Well, they must be cute, help me find bounties to bring in, and have a catchphrase!

[bernardelli.livejournal.com]

... You could turn yourself in, you know.

[goldenglasses]

I don't count! I'm the bounty hunter!

[awakenedchaos]

Ace bounty hunter...? [What. Doesn't being a bounty hunter kind of... clash with what he told her last time?]

[goldenglasses]

Yes! I will bring dangerous criminals to jail and collect money for it!

[voice]

[redhairedknight.livejournal.com]

What purpose would bounty hunting have here? There's no monetary reward since money is useless here, and there is no official police force to put bounties on people, redeem bounties, or hold the wanted people captive.

[voice]

[goldenglasses]

[What? You think he put thought into this?] Hm. Then I guess I'll have to collect in favors or something.

[gardenerofgaia.livejournal.com]

[HM HM HM. Well, it's hard being a Turk with no Shinra (although she's glad there's no Shinra because she still doesn't like the company in general), and bounty hunting seems like it might have some similarities...]

Question! Actually, two.

[goldenglasses]

Yes?

[ Written ]

[sniperkingftw.livejournal.com]

Ar

Vash, w

Did you [ long pause between words here, kthnx. ] hit your head or something?

[ Written ]

[goldenglasses]

No. I just felt like I should get a job and help out more! [Duh.]

voice;

[pathtoseele.livejournal.com]

[ so not amused! ]

...Bounty hunter...

voice

[goldenglasses]

Yup! Do you have a bounty you need brought in!?

[skulljokelol.livejournal.com]

A bounty hunter? What brought about this?

[goldenglasses]

I dunno! I just need to start helping out more! So I thought I should get a job and I think I'd be a good bounty hunter!

[Voice]

[flamesofkaraya.livejournal.com]

[... What is WRONG with people today?]

Vash, are you okay?

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

Perfectly fine!

[rabidrapido.livejournal.com]

[goldenglasses]

[The net yanks up and Vash emergences from his hiding spot.] Aw man. It didn't work...

[stalkingmybro.livejournal.com]

... You're not serious, are you?

[goldenglasses]

Why wouldn't I be?

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[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

[And Luffy is walking to the plaza looking pretty tired when-- OSHI--]

[Action]

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

HEY, IS THAT--