goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (I solemnly swear that I am up to no good)
[There's a small sight that shouldn't be to unusual at Good Spirits. It's Vash sitting at the bar chugging down a large pitcher of beer. What is NOT so usual is the fact that Vash is the wrong gender and dressed in a princess's dress. Seeing as there was no way he was going to go home looking like this for Wolfwood to find out he went to Good Spirits instead.

He lets out a large belch as he finishes the large glass in one go.]

Bartender! Another!

[Don't be surprised if a beautiful woman starts leering at any ladies in the bar at the moment. As Vash is getting pleasantly buzzed and at times forgetting he's not quite himself right now. At one point his journal flips open as he talks out loud to himself.]

Jeez, how can women stand these dresses? It's always getting in the way and I can't stop tripping on it! It also doesn't seem very useful if they have to go to... the... bathroom.

[Guess who just realized he can go into the promised land without getting smacked? Now to try this out. Vash walks into the girl's bathroom and - it's... very dull. Damn. Why didn't Luceti have a public bath or something!? This time he opens his journal on purpose.]

I don't suppose any girls wants to join me in a fun little girl's only trip to the hot springs do they? [>D]

[Sometime later, after the hot-springs if he manages to get anyone to go with him, Vash will be wandering around the fountain waiting to turn back. Damn, what is he going to do? It's starting to get dark. He can't go home looking like this! You know what would be good right now? Some donuts! Yeah! That's just what he needs! Only as he walks towards the bakery--

Poof!

Suddenly Vash found himself a lot shorter than he just was.]


OH CRAP! I wanted to change! But not like THIS!

[Vash will be waddling around in his new donut form trying to seek shelter from hungry people, feel free to find him anywhere! He's still teleporting so I mean ANYWHERE! Also, clicking the pictures will take you to a larger version.]

[Action]

May. 26th, 2012 10:58 am
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (OMFG WUT!?)
[Vash was enjoying a bit of breakfast in the morning. He had just finished making a huge stack of pancakes. They were dribbling melted butter as he poured pure maple syrup so that it slowly dripped it's beautiful sticky sugar down the mountain. Of course, a stack of pancakes the size of his head wasn't enough, oh no! There was a side plate of crispy bacon and plump sausage steaming nearby. He had just finished pouring himself a cup of coffee and sat down.]

ALRIGHT! LET'S DIG-

[POOF!]

-in?

[Huh, since when has his kitchen been so... steamy? Not to mention wet.]

Ah....

{WHERE THE HECK AM I!?}

[Vash will be teleporting into all sort of strange places today. Feel free to catch him anywhere! But for some reason, he seems to be attracted mostly to bedrooms and bathrooms! Red text are his thought bubbles, not that he realizes he has those yet. All he wants to do is try to get home and try out his pancakes before someone else finds them and eats them! Although, these two effects may not be the only problem Vash has stopping him from getting home...]
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (Damn I look good!)
[Vash has spent the last couple weeks as he usually does after a draft. Lost in thought over a lost Eden and mostly just a waiting game for the nightmares at night to stop. With many trips out to the forest to a certain flower patch and Good Spirits.

The last couple days though, he's found there's a slight change in his way of thinking. Maybe he had been wrong all of this time. It all seemed so clear now. Sometimes it was just better and easier if certain people died. How much happier and how many more good people would be alive if he had figured that out sooner.

Today instead of the forest he finds a new place to sit with his thoughts. They may not be apples, but still finds it comforting to sit under a mikan tree, idly watching a spider hard at work making a web.

After some time, he decides that's that's too much depressing thought for one day. Time to hit up Good Spirits! He takes the long way there, weaving through the forest before finally arriving to his destination, and after a few drinks he's feeling much better! So much better it's let him think about someone else that's been on his mind lately.]


Hey guys, is it just me or has the cat been getting really fat lately? I swear I haven't been sneaking her any treats. [Yes he has.] And man! It's been hot! Makes me miss the winter! Not as hot as a desert, but I think I've had enough of being hot for more than ONE lifetime! AHAHAHA! [It's been awhile since Vash has made a totally unfiltered voice post. After all, no need to worry about who's listening in when you have plans to shoot to kill anyone who messes with your friends.

When the drinks are done Vash makes sure to visit and lend a hand at the flower shop. (Don't worry, he wouldn't dream of going there drunk!) Before finally heading home, but not first without making a stop to the bakery for some donuts to bring back with him!]

[Voice]

Apr. 25th, 2011 09:07 pm
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (OHSHIT!)
[Vash had only just gotten off work and hadn’t checked his journal yet. Missing all those lovely little warning posts. Besides when he checked his journal this morning, he hadn’t had a chance to look at it the rest of the day. Although he had fallen asleep during work, even though his dreams hadn’t been bad at all, (nice dreams in fact) they had kept him up all night missing Rem and wondering who that little boy that looked almost exactly like him was suppose to be. Either way, he has some more information for Luceti’s favorite non!Gun!totting priest.]

Hey preacher-man! I had another dream I thought you’d be interested in! It was in another desert town, only you were there this time, and you know what? I’m pretty sure you were trying to kill me. Something about money… and a family… it turned out alright anyway… I think? We both oddly had ketchup bottles on us and pretended to be dead. Weird, huh?

Oh, and then you-

Grrrrrrrrrr.

N-n-niiiiiice doggie. Good doggie! Stay over th- NO! I said stay! Staaaaay! These are my donuts you big, scary, looking horror you!

Grrrrrr!

AH! Here then! [There’s a quick whoosh sound as Vash tosses a bag of donuts, but apparently that could be seen as a sign of an attack as the dog gives a bark and Vash lets out a scream and starts running.]

GAHHHH! GOOD DOGGIE! NICE DOGGIE! PLEASE DON’T EAT ME!

[Luckily for Vash the dog was more interested in scaring the idiot off. The chase doesn’t last too long, but feel free to catch Vash running with a dog behind him.]
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (OMFG WUT!?)
[Vash had heard there were a lot more people here, but surely people must be exaggerating a little right? It must just be the start of the new feather cycle and there’s just a little more people here than normal. Right? Wrong. He realizes just how wrong he is as he heads towards the plaza for some groceries.]

Uh… excuse me. Pardon me. Um - could I get through please?

WHERE DID ALL YOU PEOPLE COME FROM!? And where are your wings?! [No really, why aren’t you falling over dead? Not that he’s not happy you’re not but… that’s not fair.] Ahaha…. do we even have enough places for all these people to stay?

YW-OUCH! Ow!! That was my foot! Please watch where you’re going!
goldenglasses: (Did you eat the last donut!? OH SHIT RUN)
[On the morning of the fourth, Vash awoke, but it was different from any other time he had ever woken up before. Instead of feeling hope and excitement for a new day, he could only feel anger and despair. The humans. They were everywhere. There weren’t any other Plants for them to suck the life away from, but they were still so wasteful.

He spent most of the day in his room at the apartment he shared with Meryl and Wolfwood. He could hear them moving around outside his door and he found himself growing more and more resentful of them as time went on. He was slowly forgetting why he use to enjoy hearing the sounds of their voices; why even he chose to live here with them. Finally after he listened and was sure he heard that they had left for the day he started packing. After everything was packed away he picked up his journal and flipped it open. His voice lacks any of the friendly and open manner it once held; now it just sounds angry and aggressive.]


Legato. I understand now. Follow the river to the western lake and meet me there. We’ll start the cleansing here that Knives started back home. He was right, you humans are a parasite, festering and infecting anything you can get your hands on. With you serving me, we will find a way to permanently destroy the humans here so they won’t be back in a week.

You pitiful humans enjoy the little time you have left.

[With that Vash leaves CH4 with the plan to never return except to destroy it.]

(OOC: Sorry guys - action reserved for the Trigun cast which will be found here! Mostly because mun will have trouble keeping Vash from killing anyone he runs into. Voice is of course wide open! Also, forward dated to the end of the event as there’s a good chance mun won’t be around to post this then!)
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ ([Yuber!Vash] This isn't good...)
[The first thing Vash noticed this morning was, he wasn’t in his bed. This wasn’t his bed at all. Opening his eyes he found himself crumpled on a rocky surface somewhere in the mountains. That hand. That hand was NOT his hand. Oh god, this isn’t good. At. All.

After spending sometime in the mountains, Vash will be taking Yuber’s powers for a spin, because if he’s up here with Yuber’s body, he needs to stop Yuber from doing something in his body. Only… Vash has no idea what he’s doing. So this is how he ends up in the room of certain members of a pirate crew. He crashes to the floor with his journal bouncing open in the landing.]


Ugh, this isn’t my room. Man, this is ha-

IIIIEEEEEEEEE!

[Oh crap.]

[Well, after that failed attempt at teleporting, Vash decides WALKING is a safer way to get back to his apartment. Hope you don't mind the demon waltzing down the street Luceti.]

(OOC: Replies from [livejournal.com profile] iamnotyuber!)

goldenglasses: (This is my talking to Legato face D8)
[The other day Vash had been horrified to find every time he tried to leave the apartment he found his traditional jacket missing and a horrible sweater, pants, hat, make-up, and accessory in its place. Of course, like most, he first tried to rip it off, but of course that failed and now he's decided to just make the best of things.

So he's walking around town, checking out the Halloween decorations, with donuts shoved onto his new 'claw' trying to make the best of the situation. Eventually he takes out his journal.]


[Filtered from Legato // 100% Unhackable]

So... I'm assuming the forced costume part isn't a normal part of Halloween, is it? The decorations are kinda cute. Well, I guess if you like bats and spiders. The happy-looking pumpkin faces are cute, though. [A pause as he thinks it over.] So, what exactly is this holiday supposed to be about? [No really, he's confused. There's so many cute things mixed in with scary things he's not sure what to think about it.] Something about the dead coming back, so we get candy? How does that exact--[There's a sharp, and rather frightened gasp, as Vash suddenly drops his book and it slams shut.]

[Action]

Sep. 24th, 2010 01:07 pm
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (Failure)
[Vash had just finished raiding his fridge and made himself a ham sandwich. It was perfect. Cheese, mayo, lettuce, tomato, and plenty of ham! He set it on the table and with a smile on his face he was just about to sit down and enjoy this tasty meal when - Poof!

He found himself falling backwards into the nothingness where his chair should have been. What was worse? He found himself falling head over heels off of someone’s roof.]
GAHHHHHHHH! [Luckily Vash’s coat snags on the gutter so instead of falling to the ground, he’s stuck hanging upside from the roof. Whose roof? Maybe your roof!]

What the hell was th-snore. [And Vash is out. Come find the sleeping gunman hanging somewhere? He’ll be teleporting more than this, so maybe you’ll find him sleeping in your bed, next to the fountain, in a tree, or maybe in your lap! Just tell me where you’d like to find him or I’ll make something up - just go for it and have fun!

Oh and Wolfwood? He‘s going to be very displeased if he finds you ate his sandwich when he finally comes home.]

(OOC: And if he shows up in your home (or on it) I'm cool with housemates or just anyone really threadjacking! The more the merrier right?)
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (brb - loling)
[Vash has gone out today, his hair is black and he has a new stun gun with him, he may be inspecting your building for damage. After a few hours of closely inspecting the buildings around town he remembers something and opens his journal.]

Ah, has anyone seen Ms. Meryl around? I got distracted and forgot to ask her where she’d be today. Oh man, Knives would be so disappointed, I need to learn to keep better track of things. Ah, and Ms. Meryl, as the buildings are finally fixed after so long, maybe you should be extra careful around them today. I know you’ve been good since coming here, but… just in case?

(OOC: And more AU!info can be found here!)
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (OHSHIT!)
[Voice // Filtered to Sanji // 100% Unhackable]

[Vash had been putting this off, considering how their last conversation went, but he can’t put it off any longer.] Hey, Sanji. [Pause.] How... are you doing?

[End Filter]

[Vash isn’t sure why, but as he tucks his journal away he gets the feeling this isn’t going to be a good day. What’s a guy to do to fight a bad day? Well, some donuts might be a good start, except as he heads for the bakery he’s distracted by a shiny object on the ground.] What’s this thi-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[And Vash is off in a Tron Bike, flying down the streets yelling at passersby to GET OUT OF THE WAY! Perhaps you’re one of the people he just narrowly avoids slamming into on his mad race to the outskirts of the forest, where he manages to miss a few trees before finally crashing into a larger tree. Then he’s tossed away from the crash landing in another tree and falling halfway down until his coat snags on a branch, leaving him hanging upside down in a tree. Which is the perfect time for his journal to fall out of his pocket and land open on the ground.]

Ow…
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (Shit... who's bed am I in!?)
[Vash has been dumped into the forest unceremoniously after his first trip to the labs. They were nice enough to leave his journal beside him but not his clothes. Which is making it not only hard to hide his old scars, but even harder to hide just how hurt his right arm is in just the new feather white pants. Arms aren’t suppose to be at those angles or bleed so much.

After some time he’ll manage to push himself up into a sitting position and rip his pant legs to at least make some bandages for the deeper cuts. Besides the arm he does have some bruising for being a stubborn captive and is a bit pale with some very dark circles under his eyes. He knows he looks like crap so it takes him a bit before he finally opens his journal being careful to show only his face.]
Ah, sorry if I worried anyone, but I’m back now.

Luka are you alright?

[Filtered from Rem and Meryl // 40% Unhackable]

Ah… is there anyone at the clinic who can set broken bones right now? Ah-haha… and if possible, don’t suppose I could see a male doctor?

[And with that Vash is going to rest against a tree for a bit before attempting to get up and make his way to the clinic through the forest to avoid as many people as he can.]

[Voice]

Feb. 24th, 2010 08:07 pm
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (This world is made of... LOVE AND PEACE!)
[There is a very wet, drunk, blonde headed man screaming through the journals.]

HEY EVERYONE!

It has come to my attention that many of you here are a bit violent. Really now, can’t we all just get along? So everyone needs to remember what this world is really made of! And what is it really made of you say? Why that is simple! This world is made of…

LOVE AND PEACE!

Say it with me everyone! Love and peace! Love and peace! Love and peace! [And with that the post cuts off with some mad laughter as well as a repeating of “Love and Peace” over and over. Drunks shouldn’t be given magical journals, even if it wasn’t totally his fault – he’s not sorry for this post. You all do need to learn to love more.]

[Voice]

Jan. 25th, 2010 11:54 am
goldenglasses: (Thumbs up ftw)
ALRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

I am Vash the Stampede! An ace bounty hunter here to serve! Got a baddy laddy you need brought in? Just give me a call! And if you have a bounty you might as well just turn yourself in now! For there is no escaping my expert marksmanship!

Now accepting applications for cute sidekicks. [What? Every bounty hunter has one!]

Edit: [Look out Luffy. Someone has been told about your bounty and has now set up a little ‘trap’ in the square for you. Namely - a piece of meat sitting on top of a rather obvious net, but the sign says it’s free!]
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (I solemnly swear that I am up to no good)

[Vash is trying to get the last of his Christmas shopping done and can be spotted in the various shops trying to get ideas. But as he comes up lacking still he decides he needs cheering up and opens his journal.]

HEY! TWINKLE TOES!

I haven’t forgotten our bet. You know it doesn’t count if I don’t get to SEE you. I’m headed for the fountain. I’ll meet you there. [No he won’t. He’s totally going to hide so you have to search for him. And thus! Get more time out in public!] Oh! And don’t worry! I’m sure if you ask nicely Nami will let you borrow a pretty one~!!

goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (Default)
Hey! Fair maiden! I got my coat back so I can return the one you let me borrow! Let me know when you’re home sometime so I can return it!

And Meryl I’m going exploring! Would you like me to pick anything up for you while I’m out?

[Vash can be found wandering around the village. Where exactly? Pretty much anywhere. His goal was the repair shop to look for his gun but it’s not that he’s lost… he just doesn’t know where he is. Feel free to bug him around town.

After his shopping he’ll be coming home and while putting things away someone notices his own letter. After reading it a couple times he’ll be looking for Meryl to ask her about a couple things.]

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