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[goldenglasses]

[Vash was enjoying a bit of breakfast in the morning. He had just finished making a huge stack of pancakes. They were dribbling melted butter as he poured pure maple syrup so that it slowly dripped it's beautiful sticky sugar down the mountain. Of course, a stack of pancakes the size of his head wasn't enough, oh no! There was a side plate of crispy bacon and plump sausage steaming nearby. He had just finished pouring himself a cup of coffee and sat down.]

ALRIGHT! LET'S DIG-

[POOF!]

-in?

[Huh, since when has his kitchen been so... steamy? Not to mention wet.]

Ah....

{WHERE THE HECK AM I!?}

[Vash will be teleporting into all sort of strange places today. Feel free to catch him anywhere! But for some reason, he seems to be attracted mostly to bedrooms and bathrooms! Red text are his thought bubbles, not that he realizes he has those yet. All he wants to do is try to get home and try out his pancakes before someone else finds them and eats them! Although, these two effects may not be the only problem Vash has stopping him from getting home...]

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[kindaquaint]

[Well! Kaname (kindaqueer) here had just been about ready to take a nice, warm shower to start the morning when she noticed something seemed a little... off. That is, she could have sworn she heard a voice just now! But that would just be silly because she already locked the door. Who would have gotten in here?]

[But the water was already running, so here she was, undressed and pulling open the curtain to get inside when--]

[kindaquaint]

[.................]

[THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY A MAN IN HER SHOWER.]

[WHAT.]

[WHAT.]

[Good lord, she's too shocked to react right now outside of staring in horror. Is she seeing things? Is it some kind of perverted yokai? He wasn't there when she started the water so how...!?]

[goldenglasses]

[Vash at first is a little too busy sputtering and trying to stop himself from suddenly drowning to notice anything else. Then when the shower curtain is pulled back there's only one thing he can think of. Or well, two.]

{BOOBS!}

[kindaquaint]

[Well, if not for the words suddenly floating over the man's head, Kaname might have just continued to stand there, arms at her side, and in complete shock.]

[But that seems to be enough to pull her back to reality as she takes a step back and and quickly crosses her arms over her chest, turning away with a sharp cry.]

S-Stay back...!!

[stabile]

[WELCOME TO NAOKI'S APARTMENT, VASH.

However, the dude in which you have had the misfortune of landing on (he was sleeping, thanks) is different than your usual Naoki. But we'll tackle that in a bit. For now:]

Ngrrumff. [And he's now awake, thanks bro.]

[goldenglasses]

OW OW OW! Whoever you are! You sure are lumpy! [Vash pushes himself up and off of Naoki.] My pancakes! Wolfwood is probably scarfing them down right now.

[stabile]

People tend to be lumpy, [comes the grouchy reply as Naoki (wincing slightly) tosses back his blankets and sits up.] Vash, what're you even doing here... [So not awake enough for this.]

[goldenglasses]

I DON'T KNOW! I JUST WANTED SOME PANCAKES!

[toujoursfluer]

[Well this is interesting. Though she has had perverts tried to sneak into her bathroom, this is the first time one has appeared quite suddenly in her shower with her in it.]

I hope you don't require a kiss this time, Frog-san.

[goldenglasses]

AH!? ROBIN!? I UH- UM- AHH-

[Ever seen your own breasts enlarged in a man's thought bubble? As they're crowding out all other thoughts seem to be having right now.]

[toujoursfluer]

[She is just going to stare at him for a moment too long then is probably comfortable. It is the Malnosso's doing, she is sure, but his bubble is rather large and well...obvious.]

[Then she will gracefully take a fluffy towel and wrap it around herself while continuing to stare]

They do enjoy making things awkward, don't they.

[goldenglasses]

{ :( Stupid towel.}

Yeah, I really guess they do. S-sorry, I uh, didn't really mean to interrupt your shower.

{At least I don't have to go far to get home.}

[doubleppk]

In my bath. [Arches an eyebrow. Hope you like sakura petals and extremely deep bathtubs Vash. And don't mind the naked chick that goes with it.]

Malnosso shifting again? They should really get a hold of that bad habit of theirs, hm?

[goldenglasses]

{Ooooooh, well hello there sexy! What a great place to end up!}

O-oh? Is that where I am? Yeah, they sure do have a horrible habit of doing things like that!

[doubleppk]

[Blinks at that speech bubble for a moment and tries to focus on his words.]

Yup! Just the other week I had someone placed in my bed. Really, it's so dangerous. How could anyone be that reckless, it's just a shame.

/throws cute at you.

[willbeleader]

[Eep! A human. Where did he come from?!

And why did the bed have to be so low, he can't hide under it!

Instead he'll be ducking down next to it, and peering up at Vash. Wow, he's tall.]

As long as Leo doesn't suddenly sprout boobs Vash is happy

[goldenglasses]

Oh, GREAT! Now where am I? [Vash wanders around the room, trying to figure out just where he ended up when he spots tiny Leo.]

Hey kid, what do you think you're doing? I'm not going to eat you or anything. Just... uh, got a little lost!

lmao, nah, never. xD

[willbeleader]

[It's a pretty neat room. low futon bed, weapon rack featuring bladed weapons, and some Japanese wall hangings. Clearly not a kids room.

He stares at Vash for a minute, before he slowly creeps out from behind the bed. He stares some more, before he straightens up and points at Vash.]

How you do that! [Master Splinter never told him that humans could appear out of thin air!]

just out of spite for vash

[memoryboxes]

[Sayo laughed, and right after that, she ended up... well, poofing away. She squeaks as she falls into a chair—ah! That's so strange... It must be some sort of magic. Because duh. She looks down and notices she's sitting in front of a beautiful stack of pancakes.

...

...

They look good! She casually looks around, blinks, reconsiders, and then takes a bite.

Yum. |D]

WHAT DID YOU THINK I'D JUST DO A GAG TAG AND NOTHING ELSE!?

[goldenglasses]

[Guess what. There is a man storming through to the kitchen. He's just had a long walk back from his trip to the fountain. He's dripping wet, but he's finally made it home!

Hopefully Wolfwood or Milly haven't eaten his breakfast yet. Or that Amelia hasn't thrown it away. He bursts through the kitchen, so hopeful and-

WHY ARE YOU HERE!?]

MY BREAKFAST!

[memoryboxes]

Ah...!

I'm sorry, this was yours? I teleported in and no one was here, so I thought....

[:C it wasn't for me?]

[stungunning]

[Doot doot doo, someone is sitting in a rocking chair with a hungry baby who's just woken up and is making a heck of a lot of noise as his mother tries to open up her shirt and whip a boob out for him.]

Okay, okay little man, it's coming. Ssh...

[goldenglasses]

[Hope you're not too startled Milly when Vash suddenly pops into being right in front of you. He seems rather confused and startled at first.]

Great. Now where am I? OH! Milly! [A bubble pops up over Vash's head for a moment.] I'm home! FINALLY!

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[stungunning]

[Well now. A suddenly appearing Vash the Stampede is enough to startle Noah out of his demands for food, and then suddenly his little face crumples and he starts bawling like he's being killed.

Milly at least finds this adorably funny, even as she lifts him up to her chest to calm him down.]

Oh dear, I think you scared him Mr. Vash...

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[stungunning]

Mr. Vash... why is there a cow hovering above your head?