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[goldenglasses]

[Vash was enjoying a bit of breakfast in the morning. He had just finished making a huge stack of pancakes. They were dribbling melted butter as he poured pure maple syrup so that it slowly dripped it's beautiful sticky sugar down the mountain. Of course, a stack of pancakes the size of his head wasn't enough, oh no! There was a side plate of crispy bacon and plump sausage steaming nearby. He had just finished pouring himself a cup of coffee and sat down.]

ALRIGHT! LET'S DIG-

[POOF!]

-in?

[Huh, since when has his kitchen been so... steamy? Not to mention wet.]

Ah....

{WHERE THE HECK AM I!?}

[Vash will be teleporting into all sort of strange places today. Feel free to catch him anywhere! But for some reason, he seems to be attracted mostly to bedrooms and bathrooms! Red text are his thought bubbles, not that he realizes he has those yet. All he wants to do is try to get home and try out his pancakes before someone else finds them and eats them! Although, these two effects may not be the only problem Vash has stopping him from getting home...]

Comments

[goldenglasses]

Yeah... this is the second time they've turned me into a donut. I hope no one tries to eat me again.

[kindaquaint]

Someone tried to eat you?

[THE HORROR. It is evident on her face.]

Is it... are you going to just stay that way?

[goldenglasses]

Oh man, I hope n-[Opps, hope you weren't too close. As Vash is suddenly turning human again! Watch out for your head!]

[kindaquaint]

[...oh.]

[She wasn't leaning in too close, but she was close enough that Vash suddenly becoming human again forces her backwards and onto the ground. S-So ungraceful...]

[Give her a minute... o-ow...]

It... w-wore off?

[goldenglasses]

Ugh. I guess so. I'm starting to think this is going to be a very long week.

[kindaquaint]

I'm... sorry you have to go through this.

[This was still really weird. She's not going to turn into food too, is she!? If Nyannyan-sensei were still here, she'd probably have to fear for her life...]

...are you going to be all right going back by yourself?

[goldenglasses]

Yeah.... I think so.

Although if you think we've made a special connection and want to walk me home holding hands I'd have no objections what-so-ever!

[kindaquaint]

[...]

[Is she being flirted with? Oh man, does she deal with this.]

A-Ah... well...



[...sob, the words aren't coming out.]

[goldenglasses]

Oh, I know. The rush of love at first sight can leave any woman breathless!

[kindaquaint]

[Oh wow this guy is so cheesy and weird and why is that making her blush.]

[She stands quickly, hands at her sides and face looking rather red. But unfortunately for Vash, it was very little to do with "love at first sight" and far more to do with "creepy man in my bathroom is flirting with me and all I wanted to do was take a shower in peace".]

I... think you should probably leave. [...] Before anything else strange happens.

[goldenglasses]

What? Playing hard to get? Well, alright then! I can play along, for now.

[kindaquaint]

[Does opening the door and stepping aside for him to leave count as playing hard to get?]

[Because if so, she is playing very hard to get.]

[...though she's probably going to follow him to the front door to make sure he actually leaves and doesn't just turn into a donut again or something.]

[goldenglasses]

Alright. Alright. I'm going. I'm going. Ah, hahaha. Sorry for um, dropping in on you.

[kindaquaint]

...it's fine. It wasn't your fault.

[As if Kaname needed a reason to dislike the malnosso more...]

...I hope the rest of the week is better for you, Vash-san.

[goldenglasses]

Yeah, I hope your week goes better too and no one else pops in on you.