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[goldenglasses]

[Vash was enjoying a bit of breakfast in the morning. He had just finished making a huge stack of pancakes. They were dribbling melted butter as he poured pure maple syrup so that it slowly dripped it's beautiful sticky sugar down the mountain. Of course, a stack of pancakes the size of his head wasn't enough, oh no! There was a side plate of crispy bacon and plump sausage steaming nearby. He had just finished pouring himself a cup of coffee and sat down.]

ALRIGHT! LET'S DIG-

[POOF!]

-in?

[Huh, since when has his kitchen been so... steamy? Not to mention wet.]

Ah....

{WHERE THE HECK AM I!?}

[Vash will be teleporting into all sort of strange places today. Feel free to catch him anywhere! But for some reason, he seems to be attracted mostly to bedrooms and bathrooms! Red text are his thought bubbles, not that he realizes he has those yet. All he wants to do is try to get home and try out his pancakes before someone else finds them and eats them! Although, these two effects may not be the only problem Vash has stopping him from getting home...]

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[kindaquaint]

[Well! Kaname (kindaqueer) here had just been about ready to take a nice, warm shower to start the morning when she noticed something seemed a little... off. That is, she could have sworn she heard a voice just now! But that would just be silly because she already locked the door. Who would have gotten in here?]

[But the water was already running, so here she was, undressed and pulling open the curtain to get inside when--]

[kindaquaint]

[.................]

[THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY A MAN IN HER SHOWER.]

[WHAT.]

[WHAT.]

[Good lord, she's too shocked to react right now outside of staring in horror. Is she seeing things? Is it some kind of perverted yokai? He wasn't there when she started the water so how...!?]

[goldenglasses]

[Vash at first is a little too busy sputtering and trying to stop himself from suddenly drowning to notice anything else. Then when the shower curtain is pulled back there's only one thing he can think of. Or well, two.]

{BOOBS!}

[kindaquaint]

[Well, if not for the words suddenly floating over the man's head, Kaname might have just continued to stand there, arms at her side, and in complete shock.]

[But that seems to be enough to pull her back to reality as she takes a step back and and quickly crosses her arms over her chest, turning away with a sharp cry.]

S-Stay back...!!

[goldenglasses]

AHH!! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED! [Vash attempts to flee the shower, but just ends up slipping on the slick floor and falling backwards into the shower again. Splashing water everywhere.]

{Well, at least you ended up in a cute girl's shower... Oh man, I just wanted a big pancake breakfast!}


[The bubble pops up as Vash attempts to get himself upright again. He keeps his eyes shut as he does so, well, he can't help but to peek an eye open here and there.]

{Very cute.}

[kindaquaint]

[Where's her towel, her towel...! She only glances back again when she hears him fall -- is he trying to come over here!? -- and that's when she happens to see the words still floating about his head.]

["Cute"...]



[...DOES THAT MEAN HE'S STILL LOOKING??]

I... I said to stay back! [TOWEL GET okay she is wrapping that around her and then making for the door, fumbling with it and forgetting for a moment in the excitement that she locked it it -- why won't it open!?]

[stabile]

[WELCOME TO NAOKI'S APARTMENT, VASH.

However, the dude in which you have had the misfortune of landing on (he was sleeping, thanks) is different than your usual Naoki. But we'll tackle that in a bit. For now:]

Ngrrumff. [And he's now awake, thanks bro.]

[goldenglasses]

OW OW OW! Whoever you are! You sure are lumpy! [Vash pushes himself up and off of Naoki.] My pancakes! Wolfwood is probably scarfing them down right now.

[stabile]

People tend to be lumpy, [comes the grouchy reply as Naoki (wincing slightly) tosses back his blankets and sits up.] Vash, what're you even doing here... [So not awake enough for this.]

[goldenglasses]

I DON'T KNOW! I JUST WANTED SOME PANCAKES!

[stabile]

Okay, okay, stop yelling already! Your pancakes are probably fine. [...] Or, well, maybe not, but you can always make more.

[goldenglasses]

But I used up the last of the flower making them!

[stabile]

There is a store, y'know. I'm sure they have some more. [Yaaaawn. Okay, he's getting up since he's awake now anyway.

Though he has to pause and squint around. Hrm. His room looks different...]

[goldenglasses]

B-but I can't get back any farther! There's a wall here, lady!

[Vash can't help but to feel a little disappointed that the towel is back on. Luckily that thought doesn't go through. Instead his thought bubble displays a picture of this woman. And she looks none too happy with him in what he's picturing.]

[kindaquaint]

...ah. Right.

[That doesn't sound like the reply of some guy who intentionally sneaked into a girl's shower... maybe this was just a freak accident? This place had weird things like this happen all the time, right?]

[...so this is totally normal. Okay. She can handle this. Deep breaths!]

...I'm going out to change. Don't... move until I come back. [...] And you can turn off the water.

[goldenglasses]

Can't I-? Can't I just go home?

{As fun as waiting here to get slapped sounds like it will be?}

[goldenglasses]

Ugh, I really don't feel like taking that much time to make more though! Ugh, they're probably getting cold too. [Not noticing your weirdness yet.]

[kindaquaint]

I don't want to disturb my housemates by having a strange soaking-wet man walk out of the bathroom while I'm here undressed.

[Despite the situation, she doesn't really sound mad at all. After all, what if she'd been stuck in his position? It might not really be his fault! And that aside, it'd be embarrassing for everyone if he just walked out like that! Which is why she'll be quickly walking out of the bathroom and just... leaning against the door for a moment to gather her bearings.]

[She's dressed quickly enough, and when she returns she's even brought a towel for the strange man to dry off with! ...she won't be able to look him in the eyes though.]

...here.

[stabile]

How'd you even get here in the first place? [His weirdness? Hey. 8(]

[goldenglasses]

I... I DON'T KNOW!

[stabile]

...I see. [NODS AS THOUGH HE GETS WHAT'S GOING ON.] Luceti's being weird again, probably.

[toujoursfluer]

[Well this is interesting. Though she has had perverts tried to sneak into her bathroom, this is the first time one has appeared quite suddenly in her shower with her in it.]

I hope you don't require a kiss this time, Frog-san.

[goldenglasses]

[By the time she comes back Vash will at least gotten out of the shower and turned the water off. He's even taken to busying himself with trying to squeeze the water out of his coat.]

Ah. Thanks. [He takes the towel and starts to dry off.] For what it's worth? Out of all of Luceti that I could have suddenly turned up in? You were a very nice surprise!

[goldenglasses]

WHY DO THE MALNOSSO ALWAYS MESS WITH ME DURING BREAKFAST!

[stabile]

...They know you too well. I guess it's 'hitting it where it hurts most'.