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[Today Vash was out enjoying the snowfall. He hit the usual places, the flower shop, the bakery, Good Spirits for a drink. He did a little people watching near the fountain before finally hitting the item shop. Where he found a pair of skates that just happened to be his size.

He thought it over for a bit, then decided: what else did he have to do today? So off he went towards the nearest lake and strapped the ice skates on. Only he found out fairly quickly that ice skates don't work so well when the ice is covered in snow.

So after putting his boots back on, another trip back to the item shop, he returns with a shovel and clears an area. Alright! He can do this! He puts the ice skates back on, stands up, and-

-promptly falls over.]

WHAAAAAAAAAA! [Over and over again. He'll slowly start to get the hang of it, but feel free to come and laugh or help him until that point. At one point his journal will even fall out of his pocket. So feel free to also point and laugh at him from the comfort of your own, warm home!]

Yiyiayiyiaia Ow. That really hurt.

Current Mood: enthralled

[April fools. Vash remembers that day and he has been planning. So what if he was a little late! He had been planning this since he was pranked LAST year, more so after Wolfwood had shown up. He wasn’t going to miss it just because he had spent a week as an… octopus thing… If you have CR with Vash and can take a joke - you can bet there might be a little surprise waiting for you. For starters outside your front doors there is a silly mask hanging by a string at eye level. Intended to give you a slight fright as you head out your door in the morning! All the dish soap in the restaurants and bar have been replaced with syrup and condiment tops have been unscrewed. There may be a bucket of water rigged on one of the doors in Seventh Heaven for a certain chef. Those being one of the few places he could safely sneak into/around during the night. But oh… there will be more for later in the day, but for the morning there are more high jinxes to be found in C4.

Starting with ground zero: his own apartment. The center of that being Wolfwood’s room and seems to move outwards. ( Trolling his roommates )

The pranks spill out into all of C4! All of the milk that he could find has been dyed a very light green color. No reason to think it went sour is there? Any cereal boxes he’s found have been switched. Trying to pour some cheerios? Sorry, you have Fruit Loops now. In fact, just be careful opening any cupboard in those shared kitchens. Many are filled with ping pong balls. Also, careful with that salt and pepper, their tops have been unscrewed.

As for friends - you’re pranks come a little later once he can sneak into your houses. Feel free to find any of the ones listed above or your own! (SO LONG AS IT’S HARMLESS!) Maybe Vash switched the drawers of your clothes around. Now your shirts are where your underwear should go and your underwear where your pants should be!

As for who’s to blame? It shouldn’t be too hard to figure out. Vash has left a little calling card with each prank that lists - BELATED APIRL FOOLS! As for where to find him? That’s a bit more tricky. For you see, Vash has taken his flowers and moved temporarily into room 21 of CH6. No, he doesn’t know he just temporarily moved in with Legato, Yuber, and a bunch of other badies. All he knows is that building was far from CH4 and the square.]

[Filtered from Legato/Yuber 100% Unhackable]

Happy April Fools everyone! Sorry, I was late, it was hard to get ready without thumbs! [And here the recording just breaks into obnoxious laughter.]

(ooc: Also as the idea was only just brought to me - if you'd like to thread out with your house hold with finding pranks together feel free to do it in this post. I also love to encourage thread jacking and hopping! Just have fun!)

Current Mood: devious

[On the morning of the fourth, Vash awoke, but it was different from any other time he had ever woken up before. Instead of feeling hope and excitement for a new day, he could only feel anger and despair. The humans. They were everywhere. There weren’t any other Plants for them to suck the life away from, but they were still so wasteful.

He spent most of the day in his room at the apartment he shared with Meryl and Wolfwood. He could hear them moving around outside his door and he found himself growing more and more resentful of them as time went on. He was slowly forgetting why he use to enjoy hearing the sounds of their voices; why even he chose to live here with them. Finally after he listened and was sure he heard that they had left for the day he started packing. After everything was packed away he picked up his journal and flipped it open. His voice lacks any of the friendly and open manner it once held; now it just sounds angry and aggressive.]

Legato. I understand now. Follow the river to the western lake and meet me there. We’ll start the cleansing here that Knives started back home. He was right, you humans are a parasite, festering and infecting anything you can get your hands on. With you serving me, we will find a way to permanently destroy the humans here so they won’t be back in a week.

You pitiful humans enjoy the little time you have left.

[With that Vash leaves CH4 with the plan to never return except to destroy it.]

(OOC: Sorry guys - action reserved for the Trigun cast which will be found here! Mostly because mun will have trouble keeping Vash from killing anyone he runs into. Voice is of course wide open! Also, forward dated to the end of the event as there’s a good chance mun won’t be around to post this then!)

Current Mood: predatory

[Alright, Vash has had enough. He’s let Legato way too far into his head. So what if he’s here? He hasn’t tried anything ~~that he knows of~~ yet. So today is operation: Cheer up already. It starts on his way to the bakery with a strong filter against Legato and Yuber.]

[Filtered from Legato and Yuber//100% Unhackable]

ATTENTION LUCETI! With everything that’s been going on I feel that it is of dire importance that I remind you all that this world is made of….

LOVE AND PEACE!

Love! And! Peace~! Love! And! Peace~! Love! And! Peace~! Thank you! And have a nice day!

[After that “very important” service announcement Vash will be arriving at the bakery and ordering three dozen donuts. That’s right. Three dozen. He’ll be taking his haul to a bench to people watch and chow down, humming to himself and yelling over just how GREAT those donuts are.

When lunch is over he’ll be heading to the flower shop to lend a hand and just see all the flowers. Just seeing them makes him happy. His last stop on his day of happy is a quick trip to the bar for some happy drinks. He’s been drinking out of depression too much lately, he’d better fix that. Don’t worry, Wolfwood and Meryl! He won’t be TOO drunk when he gets home. Maybe… you totally won’t hear him throwing up in the toilet later. Maybe…]

Current Mood: rejuvenated

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