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[goldenglasses]

[April fools. Vash remembers that day and he has been planning. So what if he was a little late! He had been planning this since he was pranked LAST year, more so after Wolfwood had shown up. He wasn’t going to miss it just because he had spent a week as an… octopus thing… If you have CR with Vash and can take a joke - you can bet there might be a little surprise waiting for you. For starters outside your front doors there is a silly mask hanging by a string at eye level. Intended to give you a slight fright as you head out your door in the morning! All the dish soap in the restaurants and bar have been replaced with syrup and condiment tops have been unscrewed. There may be a bucket of water rigged on one of the doors in Seventh Heaven for a certain chef. Those being one of the few places he could safely sneak into/around during the night. But oh… there will be more for later in the day, but for the morning there are more high jinxes to be found in C4.

Starting with ground zero: his own apartment. The center of that being Wolfwood’s room and seems to move outwards. It starts fairly early for the preacher man, as Vash has hidden a LOUD alarm clock in his room somewhere to go off around 3:30am. Don’t worry about the light not working. Vash just stole your light bulbs. Those cigarettes you love so much? Have been coated in paint. Enjoy all the colors of the rainbow! Watch out for that bucket filled with syrup above your door, although it will go well with the peanut butter Vash smeared onto the back of the doorknob. Then inside your shoes are small water balloons, just WAITING to be burst open. Oh, you need to shower now? Because that bathroom isn’t safe either.

There’s bubble wrap hidden under the toilet seat. It took him awhile to find some that would make a nice loud pop when sat on. Toothbrushes have been soaked in lemon juice for a few hours. There’s powdered kool-aide hidden in that shower head. A sticky, red shower is just what everyone wants in the morning. Also, trying to use the bathroom or kitchen sink? Because both faucets have duct tape hidden under them so that the water will spray everywhere! Not to mention the flap to the toilet paper has been glued down, but surely you’ll figure that out after you spin it a few times looking for the end.

Careful leaving the apartment, there’s a piece of plastic warp stretched across the door. It’s set up higher to smack Wolfwood in the face, so Meryl might be safe on this one!

The pranks spill out into all of C4! All of the milk that he could find has been dyed a very light green color. No reason to think it went sour is there? Any cereal boxes he’s found have been switched. Trying to pour some cheerios? Sorry, you have Fruit Loops now. In fact, just be careful opening any cupboard in those shared kitchens. Many are filled with ping pong balls. Also, careful with that salt and pepper, their tops have been unscrewed.

As for friends - you’re pranks come a little later once he can sneak into your houses. Feel free to find any of the ones listed above or your own! (SO LONG AS IT’S HARMLESS!) Maybe Vash switched the drawers of your clothes around. Now your shirts are where your underwear should go and your underwear where your pants should be!

As for who’s to blame? It shouldn’t be too hard to figure out. Vash has left a little calling card with each prank that lists - BELATED APIRL FOOLS! As for where to find him? That’s a bit more tricky. For you see, Vash has taken his flowers and moved temporarily into room 21 of CH6. No, he doesn’t know he just temporarily moved in with Legato, Yuber, and a bunch of other badies. All he knows is that building was far from CH4 and the square.]

[Filtered from Legato/Yuber 100% Unhackable]

Happy April Fools everyone! Sorry, I was late, it was hard to get ready without thumbs! [And here the recording just breaks into obnoxious laughter.]

(ooc: Also as the idea was only just brought to me - if you'd like to thread out with your house hold with finding pranks together feel free to do it in this post. I also love to encourage thread jacking and hopping! Just have fun!)

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[thedicearecast.livejournal.com]

VASH!

[That's all the warning anyone in Vash's apartment will get before a half-soaked Amelia uses her pretty little boots to kick the door in. It'll fix itself later, and right now? She's on a mission.

She's going to hunt down Vash the Stampede.

She's apparently going to do it with sticky-hair, thanks to the kool-aid in her shower. Not that the maple syrup in her shampoo helps, mind. And some might note the glittery sparkles covering her trademark coat.

But the real kicker? That's one floor up. She'd been ready to punish Vash already, but the drawer full of exploding snakes, each with a pair of her underwear on it's head? That pushed her over the edge.

She's coming for you, Vash--and walking right into that plastic wrap you set up for Wolfwood. DAMN IT!]

[notabluesbro]

[Wolfwood walks out from the hall toward Amelia, obviously a little annoyed, covered in syrup, kool-aid, and other savory-yet-unsavory-whilst-on-you things. And he balls a note up left by Vash, the vein in his temple is about to arterial spurt, man. Let's not mention what he did to my cigarettes, nor the alarm clock (which he'd just turned off anyway, whatever).

Also goddammit Vash my lightbulbs

... and aaaalso hello Amelia. He would laugh at you, if he didn't feel your pain or fear revenge against his laughter.

Lined with RAAAAGE (and yet very well-reserved for a man who's going to choke another man to death sooner or later:]

... Having a happy belated April Fool's Day?

[thedicearecast.livejournal.com]

[For just a moment, there's a flash of panic on Amelia's face. She hasn't spoken to Wolfwood since, well, she couldn't speak. There's a very heavy topic still hanging in the air between them, and Amelia is not at all prepared to deal with it.

But then she gets a look at Wolfwood, who might even be more drenched than she is, and all that irritation suddenly comes flooding back. She rips down the plastic and steps into the apartment.]

Where is he?

[That'd be a no, Wolfwood. And yeah, don't laugh. She kicks in bad places.]

[stungunning]

[Don't worry guys. That little thump you're now hearing? And the surprised 'Ow!'? That's just Milly walking into the plastic wrap and falling on her butt.]

[voice?]

[seiriald]

[That mask outside the door is completely ignored, Vash, given she can't see it. That's a prank better left to fellow roommates Spada and Iria, who will likely appreciate the scare more. But when she reaches the kitchen...

Her usual cereal location has been tampered with. Kaori is NOT. HAPPY. So she's already grumpy as she begins feeling around for the cupboards, trying to find the knobs and silently cursing whoever did it. If it were Spada he's going to get quite the telling because he knows better –!

... SLKDFGHSLEIRUF SDFH S what are these things attacking her?! That message...] VAaaaaaaaaaAAAAASH.....!!

[voice!]

[goldenglasses]

Helloooo!

[voice! /o/]

[seiriald]

Tell me where my cereal is right now! [Grumpy hungry girl will get back at you for this, just watch! Honey will be her friend when it happens!]

[voice! 8D]

[goldenglasses]

Oh, probably in a cereal box would be my guess. [Just not in the RIGHT box.]

[Mercifully voice...for now 8|]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[The feed clicks on to show a chef.

A very wet chef.

A very wet chef who is literally smoking out the ears, he's that mad. B|]

VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH.

[8Db Why do you think he moved for a little bit?] ...and LJ why did you eat only half the comment?

[goldenglasses]

Yes? [Look how innocent he seems!] Did you just take a shower, Sanji? Why are you all wet?!

[B| He will find yoooooou] ... lj wasn't that hungry apparently

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

Shove the act, Broom Head! [He holds up a very familiar calling-card for the gunman to see]

I'm sure you recognize the shithead on this.

[Eek!]

[goldenglasses]

Oh, well, who ever he is, he's a very handsome guy!

[gardenerofgaia.livejournal.com]

Vash... where did you even get all those balls?! [1st floor kitchen has a floor fall of ping pong balls now, yep.]

[goldenglasses]

Many, many, MANY trips to item shop! [The hard part was opening his closet where they were hiding this morning.]

[gardenerofgaia.livejournal.com]

Don't sound so proud of yourself. This is such a mess! [LOL, it wouldn't be so bad if he put them in bags...]

voice replyyyy

[thestormishere]

Aerith... I'm guessing the first floor kitchen was affected as well, then.

[ Wow that's a dark tone. >B[ Poor girl lives on the same floor as Vash though, so... ]

[gardenerofgaia.livejournal.com]

[Yep. Just wait until Vash comes back.]

-- Ah, right, you're on the same floor, so... he got his own kitchen too?

[ voice ]

[hana-king.livejournal.com]

[ Plastic wrap across the door for 500, Alex. Also known as OH GOD INVISIBLE BARRIER IN THE HOUSE I'M GONNA SUFFOCATE.

Works out all right in the end, though. And Usopp is unsure whether he's more angry or respectful of fine work such as this :|a ]

Oi, oi, what's the big idea?! [ oh hey, angry. ]

[ voice ]

[goldenglasses]

HAHAHA! Happy April Fools and birthday Usopp!

[ voice ]

[hana-king.livejournal.com]

[ asdfl siiiiiiiiigh. ]

Thanks.

[Voice]

[notabluesbro]

[He sounds eerily calm about this, Vash. But still—]

I'm going to strangle you.

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

Now that doesn't sound very priestly!

Re: [Voice]

[notabluesbro]

Fine, I'll drown you in holy water. Sound better?

[Filtered]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

Where is he?

[So help him, someone give him Vash's location so he can get to ass stompin']

Re: [Filtered]

[notabluesbro]

Hiding like a very wise idiot, of course.

Probably in a different building—unless he'd really go hide out in the mountains, he'd be around town somewhere. [And a horrifically dark tone:] He can't hide forever.