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[goldenglasses]

[There's a small sight that shouldn't be to unusual at Good Spirits. It's Vash sitting at the bar chugging down a large pitcher of beer. What is NOT so usual is the fact that Vash is the wrong gender and dressed in a princess's dress. Seeing as there was no way he was going to go home looking like this for Wolfwood to find out he went to Good Spirits instead.

He lets out a large belch as he finishes the large glass in one go.]
Bartender! Another!

[Don't be surprised if a beautiful woman starts leering at any ladies in the bar at the moment. As Vash is getting pleasantly buzzed and at times forgetting he's not quite himself right now. At one point his journal flips open as he talks out loud to himself.]

Jeez, how can women stand these dresses? It's always getting in the way and I can't stop tripping on it! It also doesn't seem very useful if they have to go to... the... bathroom.

[Guess who just realized he can go into the promised land without getting smacked? Now to try this out. Vash walks into the girl's bathroom and - it's... very dull. Damn. Why didn't Luceti have a public bath or something!? This time he opens his journal on purpose.]

I don't suppose any girls wants to join me in a fun little girl's only trip to the hot springs do they? [>D]

[Sometime later, after the hot-springs if he manages to get anyone to go with him, Vash will be wandering around the fountain waiting to turn back. Damn, what is he going to do? It's starting to get dark. He can't go home looking like this! You know what would be good right now? Some donuts! Yeah! That's just what he needs! Only as he walks towards the bakery--

Poof!

Suddenly Vash found himself a lot shorter than he just was.]

OH CRAP! I wanted to change! But not like THIS!

[Vash will be waddling around in his new donut form trying to seek shelter from hungry people, feel free to find him anywhere! He's still teleporting so I mean ANYWHERE! Also, clicking the pictures will take you to a larger version.]

Comments

[Voice] /because this CR is just starting off in all the best ways already... :'D

[kindaquaint]

[...]

[There is something uncomfortably familiar about the voice coming out of the journal right now. Even if it does sound a bit... higher in pitch. Or a lot higher in pitch.]

[...hot springs trip, huh...]

Vash... san?

[Voice] Vash doesn't know any way to make CR other than awkward and horrible

[goldenglasses]

EH!? Vash? Who is this Vash!? I don't know any Vash! But it sure does sound like a strong and handsome name for a guy!

[Voice] That's what makes it beautiful!

[kindaquaint]

...really?

[Not sure if believing her... but maybe its just a coincidence! It'd be rude to just insist otherwise, after all.]

Sorry, I guess I mistook you for someone else.

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

That's alright, uh... sweetie! [Huh, that's how girls talk to each other, right?] I don't mind getting confused for someone if he's ah, [What word would girls use? Oh!] cute!

[action] I'll think of a reason a 13 year old would go to the bar soon...

[kickingcatcher]

[Crys went to the bar for whatever reason, maybe just to check it out and see what it's like. Until she sees a certain lady chugging beer. Oh man. That can't be good.]

Um, miss, it's not good to drink alcohol that quickly.

[action] She taught, she taw a poke-eee-mans?

[goldenglasses]

[Vash goes ahead and lets out a large burp, but otherwise doesn't answer. He's no miss after all.] Ahhh, that sure hits the spot!

[action] YES that works nicely.

[kickingcatcher]

[... wow, really? Not pleased.] Miss. [Tugs on Vash's sleeve.]

You might want to worry about your manners.

[action] Muw ha hah

[goldenglasses]

Eh? You talkin' to me kid?

[Action] -- Donut!

[doubleppk]

[Fujiko just starts laughing, sorry Vash she can't help it.] Goodness, this really isn't your week, is it?

[Action]

[goldenglasses]

IT'S JUST NOT FAIR! TELEPORTING, THOUGHT BUBBLES, TURNING INTO THINGS, MISSING MY BREAKFAST AND LUNCH! AND WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE! DEATH AND POVERTY'S FRIENDS HAVE FINALLY FOUND ME! IT'S JUST NOT FAIR! NOT FAIR AT ALL!

[Ever seen a donut cry? As heavy creme is leaking from Vash's eyes.]

[Action]

[doubleppk]

Awwww... There there... [She will just scoop him up and look for a napkin. And maybe sprinkles.] At least it has to be over soon, right?

[Action]

[goldenglasses]

WHAAAA! [Up high! In the air! Vash likes not being stepped on, but he doesn't like being up in the air!] Oh man, I hope so. Not sure how much more of this I can take!

[Action]

[catus_carnival]

[Oh hey, guess who else is near the bakery today.

...That's one interesting donut. It looks pretty tasty nevermind the fact that it's. Walking and talking.

Duuun dun...duuun dun...]

[Action]

[goldenglasses]

[Vash is trying to waddle himself to some sort of cover. Worried someone will step on him when-

Huh, why does he suddenly feel as if death is approaching? He waddles even faster.]

[Action]

[catus_carnival]

[Because it is, as the footsteps get closer and louder...]

[Action]

[goldenglasses]

[Vash tries to waddle even faster, but just ends up tripping and rolling onto his back.] DON'T EAT ME! I TASTE HORRIBLE!

[want_take_have]

[Faith's unaffected...but if she's going to get through this place turning into a looney bin, drinking seems a good way to do it. She's sitting backwards on a chair, beer in hand, watching the affected patrons do their thing with an expression that lingers between incredulity and amusement]

[goldenglasses]

[Oh, now that's a pretty nice looking woman. Nice dark hair. Looks silky and soft to the touch too. Vash wonders what it would take to be able to touch it.

Just hope Faith doesn't mind the slightly buzzed princess looking her up and down with a coy smile on her face.]

[want_take_have]

[one eyebrow arches when she catches that look] ...you need somethin'?

[contentedly]

[After popping in the Good Spirits to pick up some wine for that evening, Gracia can't help but overhear Vash.]

Are you having problems with the dress?

[goldenglasses]

[Vash blushes at being caught. Oh man, worse than being caught. He knows this girl. It's Elicia's mom. Cue even more blushing.]

Oh! Um, er... well, it's just - uh, you know, there are just... there's just - um. TOO MANY LAYERS! Yeah! Too many layers to this thing!

[contentedly]

[Layers, huh?]

Have you thought about a different dress?

[mikangirl]

[Well gosh, Miss Vash. Don't you look pretty!

Pity you're in Nami's bedroom, all of a sudden. While she's getting dressed, no less. No really, guess how many times she's gotten dressed this week.]

[goldenglasses]

[Vash lands, still holding the large glass of beer he had been working on. Great. NOW where was... he...

Whoa.]

N-NAMI!? [He's going to die, he just knows it, but he's pretty sure it's worth it.]

[mikangirl]

[You look awfully familiar, and the reaction only makes her narrow her eyes in suspicion even more. Nami eyes the new arrival with a flat look and then reaches for her tanktop and slides it on without so much as twitching. She sounds so pleasant.]

And you are?