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[There's a small sight that shouldn't be to unusual at Good Spirits. It's Vash sitting at the bar chugging down a large pitcher of beer. What is NOT so usual is the fact that Vash is the wrong gender and dressed in a princess's dress. Seeing as there was no way he was going to go home looking like this for Wolfwood to find out he went to Good Spirits instead.

He lets out a large belch as he finishes the large glass in one go.]

Bartender! Another!

[Don't be surprised if a beautiful woman starts leering at any ladies in the bar at the moment. As Vash is getting pleasantly buzzed and at times forgetting he's not quite himself right now. At one point his journal flips open as he talks out loud to himself.]

Jeez, how can women stand these dresses? It's always getting in the way and I can't stop tripping on it! It also doesn't seem very useful if they have to go to... the... bathroom.

[Guess who just realized he can go into the promised land without getting smacked? Now to try this out. Vash walks into the girl's bathroom and - it's... very dull. Damn. Why didn't Luceti have a public bath or something!? This time he opens his journal on purpose.]

I don't suppose any girls wants to join me in a fun little girl's only trip to the hot springs do they? [>D]

[Sometime later, after the hot-springs if he manages to get anyone to go with him, Vash will be wandering around the fountain waiting to turn back. Damn, what is he going to do? It's starting to get dark. He can't go home looking like this! You know what would be good right now? Some donuts! Yeah! That's just what he needs! Only as he walks towards the bakery--

Poof!

Suddenly Vash found himself a lot shorter than he just was.]

OH CRAP! I wanted to change! But not like THIS!

[Vash will be waddling around in his new donut form trying to seek shelter from hungry people, feel free to find him anywhere! He's still teleporting so I mean ANYWHERE! Also, clicking the pictures will take you to a larger version.]

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The, uh, circumstances?

You know, the fact that Michael broke into my orchard and devoured an entire tree's worth of mikan that weren't anywhere near ripe?

Edited 2012-06-13 17:57 (UTC)

A WHOLE TREE!? I'm not sure even I could eat THAT much!

Why do you think he got so sick? He's your son, maybe you should keep a better watch of him.

...which reminds me. We still haven't settled the charges for that.

MY SON- Wait... I don't have a son!

Edited 2012-06-15 13:59 (UTC)

Oh? [Blink. Blink blink.] You are the Vicky that Wolfwood knows, right?

I guess not THAT Vicky.

Gosh. I could've sworn you said you were. You look just like he described, too.

[Syrupy. Sweet.]

R-Really? [Why does Vash slowly feel doom approaching?]

Yeah. Are you sure you don't have a son called Michael? Because if you don't, I can only think of one other explanation.

That Wolfwood knows more than one Vicky!?

Well, I didn't think about that, Vash. I suppose he could do.

NO! HE KNOWS TWO VICKYS! I'M NOT VASH! VASH IS LOUD AND ANNOYING! I'M NOT LIKE THAT AT ALL! [Ha! Insulting himself will totally make you believe him!] EVEN IF HE IS GOOD LOOKING!

[Just keep yelling, Vash. Nami's just going to stare at you now. For a very long time.

Until you break and say something else. |D]

[What about if he shuts up then sits there laughing meekly? Because that's what he's doing.]

[Hmm, let's test something.]

I don't think I'll wear this tanktop after all.

[OFF IT GOES.]

W-HAHAHA! Yeah! I think you can do much better than that plain tanktop!

Edited 2012-06-21 01:37 (UTC)

[And that's the point it gets flung into Vash's face.

Followed by a foot at high speed.]

[Vash has enough time to be disappointed as the clothing is flung towards his head and blocks his view. Then he has just enough time to think: Oh! This smells just like- only that thought is never finished, instead it's replaced by bright lights and stars as Nami's foot connects with his face.]

W-WHHHAAAA!

[Even if it sounds just a tad girly, that should be a well known yell to someone who lives next door to Vash. Not to mention having kicked him a few times before this.]

[Oh don't worry, Vash, she already well picked it was you. |D But for the record, her tanktop smells like mikan.]

That'll be one thousand dollars added to your tab, Vash.

What!? No fair!? Why!?

Viewer's fee. Or did you think standing in a woman's bedroom and leering at her while pretending you're someone else is perfectly okay? That's against the law, Vash.

Edited 2012-06-24 20:39 (UTC)

B-b-but I wasn't leering! I didn't ASK to come here!

Oh, so you had no choice about continuing to stare? That's a problem you should get looked into, Vash. I'd be happy to help.

I-I wasn't staring! We were just having a conversation is all! YOU DISTRACTED ME!

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