[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

ALRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

I am Vash the Stampede! An ace bounty hunter here to serve! Got a baddy laddy you need brought in? Just give me a call! And if you have a bounty you might as well just turn yourself in now! For there is no escaping my expert marksmanship!

Now accepting applications for cute sidekicks. [What? Every bounty hunter has one!]

Edit: [Look out Luffy. Someone has been told about your bounty and has now set up a little ‘trap’ in the square for you. Namely - a piece of meat sitting on top of a rather obvious net, but the sign says it’s free!]

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[goldenglasses]

[And sets off the trap. Enjoy your time in a tree Luffy!] AHAHAHA! Now your bounty is mine!

[Action]

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

[FFFFFF-- DAMN YOU VASH]

Vash...? What are you doing?

[Action]

[goldenglasses]

Oh! I'm a bounty hunter now! I have to hand you in to Nami to collect!

[Action]

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

You an idiot? There's no money here.

[Action]

[goldenglasses]

She said it would get worked out!

[Action]

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Fine. Let's get this over with then...

[Action]

[goldenglasses]

[Taking out journal - calling Nami!] Hey! I caught Luffy! I need to hand him in so I can collect the bounty!

[Voice, actually]

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Oh, excellent work! I'm just in my room, bring him in.

[Voice --> Action!]

[goldenglasses]

Okay! We'll be right there! [Here Luffy! Vash will give you a free ride home! It's just you know... in a net.]

[Action!]

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

[THIS SUCKS. They'll probably be to your room/knocking on the door or whatever soon, Nami]

[Action!]

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Just put him down in the corner. [She's written you a receipt and everything! Sup, Luffy. Nami appears to be polishing a pair of boots.]

[Action!]

[goldenglasses]

Okay! [Sets Luffy's down carefully in a corner. He still likes Luffy after all!]

[Action]

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

[C'mon Nami let's hurry this up geez]

[Action]

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Great! Here you go. [One receipt for bounty delivered, young man.] Just look up Commodore Smoker and he'll see you're well compensated.

[Action]

[goldenglasses]

Thanks Nami!

...who is Commodore Smoker?

[Action]

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Guy with white hair and a white jacket and a big scowl. You can't miss him.

[Action]

[goldenglasses]

I think I met him!

...but he said he was a pirate.

[Action]

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

[Probably trying to steal some paper and a pen out of the room if there are any]

[Action]

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

[You are totally getting rapped over the knuckles with a shiny black dress shoe, Monkey D. Luffy. Nobody steals from JUSTICE.]

He's lying. Smoker just wants to get close to the pirates so he can arrest them.

[Action]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[and this is Sanji, poking his head into the room to see the damage. To his waning surprise, Vash wasn't kidding about cashing Luffy in]

... What are you three doing?

[Action]

[goldenglasses]

Oh! Sanji! There. He's here too! Can I collect his bounty too?

[Action]

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

Sanji, did you bring paper and a pen?