[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

ALRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

I am Vash the Stampede! An ace bounty hunter here to serve! Got a baddy laddy you need brought in? Just give me a call! And if you have a bounty you might as well just turn yourself in now! For there is no escaping my expert marksmanship!

Now accepting applications for cute sidekicks. [What? Every bounty hunter has one!]

Edit: [Look out Luffy. Someone has been told about your bounty and has now set up a little ‘trap’ in the square for you. Namely - a piece of meat sitting on top of a rather obvious net, but the sign says it’s free!]

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[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[SILENCE. SO MUCH SILENCE.]

[20mask.livejournal.com]

[Guess who woke up feeling he should give a rest to his work as thief and his dream to be a doctor and become a bounty hunter. Akira Ijyuin, he's too young to work alone but he could be a sidekick.]

Oh, mister! Where do one apply to be auditioned as a sidekick? I would love to be one of a bounty hunter and learn the job!

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[and then]

OI. HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?

[goldenglasses]

How much did you say your bounty was again?

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

Try it, Broom Head, and they won't be able to find all the pieces when I'm done with your shitty ass.

[goldenglasses]

Hm... do you have a catchphrase!?

[goldenglasses]

[Ignoring you] I wonder what the exchanged rate into double dollars would be...

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Luffy's bounty is 300 million. Go to it, Vash the Stampede.

[Someone sounds frazzled. And kinda pissed. At everyone now. Being kidnapped by a tree has made her day, really. You know what this town needs, Vash? It needs more law. And justice.]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

OI! FREAKIN PAY ATTENTION.

[20mask.livejournal.com]

Uhm...

[Thinking, he thought super heroes had catchphrases, not bounty hunters. Then again bounty hunters are heroes...]

Save the cheerleader, get the bounty!

[amber-arcangel.livejournal.com]

What's a bounty hunter?

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

No need to send Vash in the lion's den yet, Nami-san. The shit can't even handle my bounty.

[goldenglasses]

I will have both of your bounties collected by midday! [Laughs]

[goldenglasses]

Yes Twinkle Toes?

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

I suppose that's a point. He can start a little smaller and work his way up.

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

What? I don't have a bounty.

[goldenglasses]

[Like Vash knows what he's doing. Sidekicks ALWAYS have catchphrases don't they?] Perfect! You're hired! I can't pay you unless we get a bounty though.

[goldenglasses]

It's a man who brings in wrong-do-ers and gets paid to do so!

[20mask.livejournal.com]

Really? Yay!!!

[Cheering around.]

[amber-arcangel.livejournal.com]

That sounds dangerous..

[20mask.livejournal.com]

Ah, I'm Akira Ijyuin, boss!

[Voice] And let the trolling commence?

[blackenedchaos.livejournal.com]

So you've gotten over your annoying ideals?

[Voice] Well I was trying to think of a good reason for Vash to visit 7th Heaven XD

[goldenglasses]

You need to bring them in alive for a bounty!

[goldenglasses]

Hm. We may have to think of a cute nickname too... but first! We must find some bounties to bring in!

[sun-trumpet.livejournal.com]

What does a sidekick have to do?