[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

ALRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

I am Vash the Stampede! An ace bounty hunter here to serve! Got a baddy laddy you need brought in? Just give me a call! And if you have a bounty you might as well just turn yourself in now! For there is no escaping my expert marksmanship!

Now accepting applications for cute sidekicks. [What? Every bounty hunter has one!]

Edit: [Look out Luffy. Someone has been told about your bounty and has now set up a little ‘trap’ in the square for you. Namely - a piece of meat sitting on top of a rather obvious net, but the sign says it’s free!]

Comments

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Luffy's bounty is 300 million. Go to it, Vash the Stampede.

[Someone sounds frazzled. And kinda pissed. At everyone now. Being kidnapped by a tree has made her day, really. You know what this town needs, Vash? It needs more law. And justice.]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

No need to send Vash in the lion's den yet, Nami-san. The shit can't even handle my bounty.

[goldenglasses]

I will have both of your bounties collected by midday! [Laughs]

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

What? I don't have a bounty.

[goldenglasses]

I meant Luffy and Sanji, Fair Maiden!

/ninja tags before bed.

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Oh, of course you did. Well, good luck. Don't forget the marines won't give you full price unless you bring them in alive.

[goldenglasses]

Of course! I wouldn't bring them in any other way!

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Good, good. Commodore Smoker is the man you want to turn them in to. He'll make sure you get your money.

[Long pause. Then thoughtfully:]

Or I guess you could turn them in to me.

[goldenglasses]

To you?

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah. You can hand in the bounty to any marine, you know. I can put the right paperwork through for you and everything.

[goldenglasses]

I thought you were a pirate.

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

A girl's allowed to have a career change. Besides, after everything that's happened today it's clear this town needs a little more justice on its side.

[goldenglasses]

[He's not sure if you're joking and serious] So what will I get for the bounties I bring in?

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

Alright Vash, since you're determined to tempt fate.

Go ahead. Try it.

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

I suppose that's a point. He can start a little smaller and work his way up.

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

... Nami-san, please don't encourage him.

There's some funny shit going on here...

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

You're telling me. I got kidnapped by a tree this morning. Hyuuga's singing opera in the square and Yuber's trying to give everyone food poisoning. Don't get me started on the freak that broke into our house this morning to lie on my bed.

...I should arrest him. Pervert.

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[nodding like a good boy until you hit the arrest part]

I... uh. You want to--

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Arrest him. Breaking and entering. You know. It's the right thing to do.

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[she might not be able to see the mental panic, but Sanji is indeed panicking]

A-aha, Nami-san! [clears his throat] That's not your usual style though, right?

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

No, but after all the idiocy I've witnessed this morning? I think it's time for a change,, Sanji-kun.

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[he doesn't want to ask he doesn't want to ask he doesn't want to as--]

... And what change did Nami-san have in mind?

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

... [There is some great thinking involved here. You can almost hear the audible grinding sound as logic overturns in there somewhere.]

Being a pirate just isn't doing it for me in Luceti. Hmm. I think I need to talk to Smoker.

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

YOU WANT TO BE A MARINE?!

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

[THAT FACE D:]

It's okay! I wouldn't dream of coming after my own crew!