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[goldenglasses]

[It’s taken Vash a while. Because his mun sucks at these sorts of things. But after a bit of stalking and planning. Vash has finally come up with a revenge prank for Mayoi.

After waiting for what seemed like forever for a time when both Mayoi and Alexei were out of the house, he snuck in like a thief. He’s taken her toothbrush (or what he assumed to be hers) and soaked it in a cup of lemon juice for a good five minutes. Enjoy the sour taste in your mouth when you try to brush your teeth tonight! And when you grab the nearest cup to rinse out? You‘ll find a tiny caricature of Vash drawn on it. Laughing.

For anyone who’d like to run into Vash - he can be found leaving the crime scene then to the bakery for some victory donuts.]

Comments

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

So I'm not allowed to fight back? Now, that's not fair!

[Voice]

[chronica.livejournal.com]

I never said that. You're free to attack, but it takes two to start a war. So don't blame this all on me - you're at fault for this as well!!

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

Then how about we negotiate a truce? A cease fire?

[Voice]

[chronica.livejournal.com]

Sure, I don't mind that! Of course it will need to be after I destroy you.

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

How about before?

[Voice]

[chronica.livejournal.com]

If we do it like that I won't be able to destroy you.

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

I'm okay with this!

[Voice]

[chronica.livejournal.com]

I'm not! No truce.

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

Aw! Come on! There's gotta be something else we could do about this!

[Voice]

[chronica.livejournal.com]

You're welcome to wait for my attack.

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

Don't you think you're taking this just a bit too seriously?!

[Voice]

[chronica.livejournal.com]

War is a very serious issue, Vash.

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

But this isn't war! These are pranks!

[Voice]

[chronica.livejournal.com]

And with your prank you declared a war. Take responsibility for it.

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

If I do, can I surrender peacefully?

[Voice]

[chronica.livejournal.com]

You're free to surrender. But that won't stop me.

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

What if I get you a brand new toothbrush? And ice cream? [What you seemed to at least consider the ice cream!]

[Voice]

[chronica.livejournal.com]

Insincere bribery is horrible. I'm not that stupid.

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

Hey! It's not insincere! I want to live!

[Voice]

[chronica.livejournal.com]

Should have thought about that before breaking into my house.

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

Aw, come on - I'm sorry!

[Voice]

[chronica.livejournal.com]

You're only apologizing to get out of this situation. I don't appreciate that.

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

Well, I am sorry that you seem to hate me now. I thought this would just be you know... a fun little rivalry. Not you know... war.

[Voice]

[chronica.livejournal.com]

There's a difference?

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

A friendly rivalry doesn't usually involve death and violence.