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Vash the Stampede ([personal profile] goldenglasses) wrote2010-06-29 09:47 am
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[It’s taken Vash a while. Because his mun sucks at these sorts of things. But after a bit of stalking and planning. Vash has finally come up with a revenge prank for Mayoi.

After waiting for what seemed like forever for a time when both Mayoi and Alexei were out of the house, he snuck in like a thief. He’s taken her toothbrush (or what he assumed to be hers) and soaked it in a cup of lemon juice for a good five minutes. Enjoy the sour taste in your mouth when you try to brush your teeth tonight! And when you grab the nearest cup to rinse out? You‘ll find a tiny caricature of Vash drawn on it. Laughing.

For anyone who’d like to run into Vash - he can be found leaving the crime scene then to the bakery for some victory donuts.]
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goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (OMFG WUT!?)

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[personal profile] goldenglasses 2010-06-29 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't you think you're taking this just a bit too seriously?!

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[identity profile] chronica.livejournal.com 2010-06-29 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
War is a very serious issue, Vash.
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (y u do dis?)

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[personal profile] goldenglasses 2010-06-29 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
But this isn't war! These are pranks!

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[identity profile] chronica.livejournal.com 2010-06-29 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
And with your prank you declared a war. Take responsibility for it.
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (Your stupidity is spreading)

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[personal profile] goldenglasses 2010-06-29 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
If I do, can I surrender peacefully?

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[identity profile] chronica.livejournal.com 2010-06-29 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
You're free to surrender. But that won't stop me.
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (brb - loling)

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[personal profile] goldenglasses 2010-06-29 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
What if I get you a brand new toothbrush? And ice cream? [What you seemed to at least consider the ice cream!]

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[identity profile] chronica.livejournal.com 2010-06-29 10:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Insincere bribery is horrible. I'm not that stupid.
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (OMFG WUT!?)

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[personal profile] goldenglasses 2010-06-29 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey! It's not insincere! I want to live!

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[identity profile] chronica.livejournal.com 2010-06-29 11:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Should have thought about that before breaking into my house.
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (Shit... it's just one of those days)

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[personal profile] goldenglasses 2010-06-29 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Aw, come on - I'm sorry!

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[identity profile] chronica.livejournal.com 2010-06-29 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
You're only apologizing to get out of this situation. I don't appreciate that.
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (y u do dis?)

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[personal profile] goldenglasses 2010-06-29 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I am sorry that you seem to hate me now. I thought this would just be you know... a fun little rivalry. Not you know... war.
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (Your stupidity is spreading)

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[personal profile] goldenglasses 2010-06-29 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
A friendly rivalry doesn't usually involve death and violence.

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[identity profile] chronica.livejournal.com 2010-06-29 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[...wait he really thinks-]

You're kidding right?
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (Shit... it's just one of those days)

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[personal profile] goldenglasses 2010-06-29 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[You can never be too careful!] I never kid about being murdered!

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[identity profile] chronica.livejournal.com 2010-06-29 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[...okay she's just going to start snickering here. Don't mind her laughing at you Vash.]
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (brb - loling)

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[personal profile] goldenglasses 2010-06-29 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[Laughing is a good thing, right?] So, how about we put all this murder talk behind us - huh?
Edited 2010-06-29 23:53 (UTC)

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[identity profile] chronica.livejournal.com 2010-06-29 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[not even paying attention to what you said, because she's only going to chuckle even more.] Vash, you're hilarious.
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (What do you mean I don't look innocent?)

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[personal profile] goldenglasses 2010-06-30 12:02 am (UTC)(link)
Am I? [You wouldn't kill a funny man, would you!?]

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[identity profile] chronica.livejournal.com 2010-06-30 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, you really are. I look forward to planning your doom.
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (Meryl has her man whipped good)

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[personal profile] goldenglasses 2010-06-30 12:07 am (UTC)(link)
Aw! Come on! Can't you give a guy a break?

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[identity profile] chronica.livejournal.com 2010-06-30 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
Prepare yourself for my next attack.
goldenglasses: Maker on LJ (God damn it I said LOVE and PEACE people)

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[personal profile] goldenglasses 2010-06-30 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe I'll just move to the desert for a few days.

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