[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

ALRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

I am Vash the Stampede! An ace bounty hunter here to serve! Got a baddy laddy you need brought in? Just give me a call! And if you have a bounty you might as well just turn yourself in now! For there is no escaping my expert marksmanship!

Now accepting applications for cute sidekicks. [What? Every bounty hunter has one!]

Edit: [Look out Luffy. Someone has been told about your bounty and has now set up a little ‘trap’ in the square for you. Namely - a piece of meat sitting on top of a rather obvious net, but the sign says it’s free!]

Comments

[Voice]

[skulljokelol.livejournal.com]

Isn't Luffy-san's bounty large enough to satisfy you? Mine really is miniscule in comparison!

[And now he can get his tea assured there will be no bounty hunters waiting for him]

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

It's not about the money!

[Voice]

[skulljokelol.livejournal.com]

So what is the point of hunting bounty heads in the first place?

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

It's!... um... I dunno.

[Voice]

[skulljokelol.livejournal.com]

[...] This is all very confusing.

Re: [Voice]

[goldenglasses]

No it's not! I take you to Nami! She gives me a voucher to hand in to some Smoker guy! Then she can let you go or... something and I can catch you again! [What's not to get!?]

Re: [Voice]

[skulljokelol.livejournal.com]

But I don't want to be caught at all!

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

But I can't collect the bounty if I don't catch you!

[Voice]

[skulljokelol.livejournal.com]

I thought you just said it wasn't about the money! [Wait] Luceti doesn't even have money!

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

That's what the vouchers are for!

[Voice]

[skulljokelol.livejournal.com]

What are the vouchers good towards? Donuts?

Re: [Voice]

[goldenglasses]

I dunno... but that's a great idea! [Now he REALLY wants to catch you.]

[stalkingmybro.livejournal.com]

You're not going to shoot them, are you?

[Voice]

[flamesofkaraya.livejournal.com]

You're not planning to hunt down all of them alone, are you?

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

No! I'm looking for cute assistances!

[goldenglasses]

No! I'm going to set traps!

[Voice]

[flamesofkaraya.livejournal.com]

Cute assistances?

[stalkingmybro.livejournal.com]

What kind?

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

Yeah! You know! Little kids with cute catchphrases or pretty women!

[sun-trumpet.livejournal.com]

I see... what kind of misunderstanding?

Hmmm... do you have a catchphrase, Vash?

[awakenedchaos]

What my target likes to eat...? [Pause. That's... something she doesn't know, unfortunately.]

...Is... there anything other than food that could be used as bait?

[gardenerofgaia.livejournal.com]

...But then why have a bounty? [AERITH GET RID OF THE LOGIC.]

[goldenglasses]

Well; they got it in their home world - but a bounty is a bounty!

[goldenglasses]

Hm. I guess something they like or need? Like a rare item maybe. I would say money but too many people would go after that and there's no money here.

[goldenglasses]

The... uh... clever kind!