[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

ALRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

I am Vash the Stampede! An ace bounty hunter here to serve! Got a baddy laddy you need brought in? Just give me a call! And if you have a bounty you might as well just turn yourself in now! For there is no escaping my expert marksmanship!

Now accepting applications for cute sidekicks. [What? Every bounty hunter has one!]

Edit: [Look out Luffy. Someone has been told about your bounty and has now set up a little ‘trap’ in the square for you. Namely - a piece of meat sitting on top of a rather obvious net, but the sign says it’s free!]

Comments

[bernardelli.livejournal.com]

A big net could work.

[goldenglasses]

[Nods] Excatly! Baited with meat!

[stalkingmybro.livejournal.com]

I don't mean to hurt anyone. You can use snowballs to slow them down.

[goldenglasses]

Oh! Good plan sidekick!

[stalkingmybro.livejournal.com]

Sidekick?

[goldenglasses]

Every good bounty hunter has a sidekick!

[stalkingmybro.livejournal.com]

I don't want to be a bounty hunter sidekick though.

[bernardelli.livejournal.com]

That would work for Luffy, at least.

[goldenglasses]

Well he is the one with the bounty.

[goldenglasses]

Hm. Why not? It will be lots of fun and I'll cut you in on the bounty! As soon as I figure out what to do about the lack of money.

[bernardelli.livejournal.com]

I wonder what would happen if you turned yourself in.

[goldenglasses]

A bounty hunter is suppose to catch their bounty! I can't catch myself! [Ah excuses!]

[bernardelli.livejournal.com]

I wonder how much you would get...

[goldenglasses]

Well of course; with a face as beautiful as this, I'd be worth double!

[bernardelli.livejournal.com]

Maybe I should have taken advantage when I could.

[goldenglasses]

...that's not funny.

[stalkingmybro.livejournal.com]

There are a lot of bad people here, you'll get into a lot of trouble with that.

[goldenglasses]

Not every bad person has a bounty.

[stalkingmybro.livejournal.com]

But aren't bounties normally placed because they did something bad in the first place?

[bernardelli.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry.

[goldenglasses]

No you're not.

[goldenglasses]

Well yeah - but sometimes bad people get away without getting a bounty put on them. Also not everyone with a bounty is bad - more of a misunderstanding.

[stalkingmybro.livejournal.com]

So why hunt them down?

[goldenglasses]

Uh... for the money? I dunno, it's my job?

[stalkingmybro.livejournal.com]

There's no money in Luceti.