[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

ALRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

I am Vash the Stampede! An ace bounty hunter here to serve! Got a baddy laddy you need brought in? Just give me a call! And if you have a bounty you might as well just turn yourself in now! For there is no escaping my expert marksmanship!

Now accepting applications for cute sidekicks. [What? Every bounty hunter has one!]

Edit: [Look out Luffy. Someone has been told about your bounty and has now set up a little ‘trap’ in the square for you. Namely - a piece of meat sitting on top of a rather obvious net, but the sign says it’s free!]

Comments

[Voice] Being hungry usually is sufficient

[blackenedchaos.livejournal.com]

And then they die for their crimes. Quite the job for an idiot like you.

[goldenglasses]

I meant Luffy and Sanji, Fair Maiden!

/ninja tags before bed.

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Oh, of course you did. Well, good luck. Don't forget the marines won't give you full price unless you bring them in alive.

[Voice] That was my main reason - more thinking about what he'd do when he finds out

[goldenglasses]

[Shhh! He didn't think that far ahead] No! They go to jail!

[bernardelli.livejournal.com]

... You could turn yourself in, you know.

[goldenglasses]

Well, they must be cute, help me find bounties to bring in, and have a catchphrase!

[goldenglasses]

I don't count! I'm the bounty hunter!

[Voice] Kain tried to attack him...and failed

[blackenedchaos.livejournal.com]

Keep thinking that if you want.

There is no bounty on me, so you can look elsewhere.

[bernardelli.livejournal.com]

Who happens to have a bounty on his head. Or, you did. I bet you still do, some places.

[goldenglasses]

It is! But not to worry! For I am strong and brave! I laugh in the face of danger!

[Voice] XD I've been stalking.

[goldenglasses]

Then I'll put a bounty on your head!

...One donut for bringing you in! [What? He doesn't want to MOTIVATE people to go after you!]

[amber-arcangel.livejournal.com]

Be careful then.

[goldenglasses]

People don't need to know that!

[Voice] I almost died laughing myself at that one

[blackenedchaos.livejournal.com]

[Such a pathetic bounty, seriously.] That is worth getting yourself killed again over?

[goldenglasses]

Don't worry! I'm always careful!

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

I won't let you kill me again.

[goldenglasses]

Of course! I wouldn't bring them in any other way!

[amber-arcangel.livejournal.com]

Alright.

[Voice]

[blackenedchaos.livejournal.com]

You picked the wrong profession if that is the case.

[20mask.livejournal.com]

Maybe we should ask the police for a list?

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

I'll be fine.

[goldenglasses]

Great idea sidekick!

...are there police here?

[Voice]

[blackenedchaos.livejournal.com]

So you truly wish to die again that badly?

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

I'm not going to die!

[Voice]

[blackenedchaos.livejournal.com]

Then go seek out a far less dangerous target. Perhaps one who hasn't killed you already?