[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

ALRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

I am Vash the Stampede! An ace bounty hunter here to serve! Got a baddy laddy you need brought in? Just give me a call! And if you have a bounty you might as well just turn yourself in now! For there is no escaping my expert marksmanship!

Now accepting applications for cute sidekicks. [What? Every bounty hunter has one!]

Edit: [Look out Luffy. Someone has been told about your bounty and has now set up a little ‘trap’ in the square for you. Namely - a piece of meat sitting on top of a rather obvious net, but the sign says it’s free!]

Comments

[voice]

[redhairedknight.livejournal.com]

If I find out about any, I'll be sure to let you know. I don't have any motivation to hunt for bounties here anyways.

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

Are you really gonna come after us?!

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

... Nami-san, please don't encourage him.

There's some funny shit going on here...

1/2 or 3?

[gardenerofgaia.livejournal.com]

Hmm...

[gardenerofgaia.livejournal.com]

Traps are definitely useful! And we'll have to track them down, too. Okay, I'll help!

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Good, good. Commodore Smoker is the man you want to turn them in to. He'll make sure you get your money.

[Long pause. Then thoughtfully:]

Or I guess you could turn them in to me.

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

You're telling me. I got kidnapped by a tree this morning. Hyuuga's singing opera in the square and Yuber's trying to give everyone food poisoning. Don't get me started on the freak that broke into our house this morning to lie on my bed.

...I should arrest him. Pervert.

[Voice]

[flamesofkaraya.livejournal.com]

[... What is WRONG with people today?]

Vash, are you okay?

[goldenglasses]

To you?

[goldenglasses]

It's my job! [Will he do anything after catching you? Probably not... if he even can.]

voice

[goldenglasses]

Yup! Do you have a bounty you need brought in!?

[rabidrapido.livejournal.com]

[goldenglasses]

I dunno! I just need to start helping out more! So I thought I should get a job and I think I'd be a good bounty hunter!

[goldenglasses]

[The net yanks up and Vash emergences from his hiding spot.] Aw man. It didn't work...

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

Perfectly fine!

[rabidrapido.livejournal.com]

[stalkingmybro.livejournal.com]

... You're not serious, are you?

[goldenglasses]

Hey, you don't have a bounty on your head do you?

[goldenglasses]

Why wouldn't I be?

[goldenglasses]

Great! Let me know if you find anyone with a good bounty to catch!

[voice]

[goldenglasses]

Gee! Thanks!

OH! And the name is Vash. [Incase you didn't catch it when he yelled it over the journal.]

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Well, yeah. You can hand in the bounty to any marine, you know. I can put the right paperwork through for you and everything.

[rabidrapido.livejournal.com]

[goldenglasses]

Can you talk? [Here Vash thought everything here could speak.]

[goldenglasses]

I thought you were a pirate.