[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

ALRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

I am Vash the Stampede! An ace bounty hunter here to serve! Got a baddy laddy you need brought in? Just give me a call! And if you have a bounty you might as well just turn yourself in now! For there is no escaping my expert marksmanship!

Now accepting applications for cute sidekicks. [What? Every bounty hunter has one!]

Edit: [Look out Luffy. Someone has been told about your bounty and has now set up a little ‘trap’ in the square for you. Namely - a piece of meat sitting on top of a rather obvious net, but the sign says it’s free!]

Comments

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

No, but after all the idiocy I've witnessed this morning? I think it's time for a change,, Sanji-kun.

[Action]

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Great! Here you go. [One receipt for bounty delivered, young man.] Just look up Commodore Smoker and he'll see you're well compensated.

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[he doesn't want to ask he doesn't want to ask he doesn't want to as--]

... And what change did Nami-san have in mind?

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

... [There is some great thinking involved here. You can almost hear the audible grinding sound as logic overturns in there somewhere.]

Being a pirate just isn't doing it for me in Luceti. Hmm. I think I need to talk to Smoker.

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

YOU WANT TO BE A MARINE?!

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

[THAT FACE D:]

It's okay! I wouldn't dream of coming after my own crew!

[stalkingmybro.livejournal.com]

So you decided to be a bounty hunter because of that?

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

Alright Vash, since you're determined to tempt fate.

Go ahead. Try it.

[bernardelli.livejournal.com]

A sidekick?

[rabidrapido.livejournal.com]

[Action]

[goldenglasses]

Thanks Nami!

...who is Commodore Smoker?

[goldenglasses]

I caught Luffy! [What? You deaf?]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

How the he-- actually, nevermind that part.

Where are you two?!

[Voice]

[flamesofkaraya.livejournal.com]

You never really seemed like the type of person to hunt others.

[goldenglasses]

[Sorry, Vash doesn't speak head tilts. He's headed to the store to get more meat.]

[goldenglasses]

We're headed to your place.

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

... Uh, why?

[goldenglasses]

Yeah! You can handle all the paperwork!

[Action]

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Guy with white hair and a white jacket and a big scowl. You can't miss him.

[goldenglasses]

Nami said she'd give me a voucher for the bounty.

[Action]

[goldenglasses]

I think I met him!

...but he said he was a pirate.

[Action]

[gomugomunopwn.livejournal.com]

[Probably trying to steal some paper and a pen out of the room if there are any]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[you are confusing him, Nami-san]

I don't think they allow Marines to be pirates on the side!

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Well, pirate wasn't really doing it for me anyway.

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

... Alright.

[he'll just be waiting to free Luffy then because Sanji trusts no one in this state anymore]