[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

ALRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

I am Vash the Stampede! An ace bounty hunter here to serve! Got a baddy laddy you need brought in? Just give me a call! And if you have a bounty you might as well just turn yourself in now! For there is no escaping my expert marksmanship!

Now accepting applications for cute sidekicks. [What? Every bounty hunter has one!]

Edit: [Look out Luffy. Someone has been told about your bounty and has now set up a little ‘trap’ in the square for you. Namely - a piece of meat sitting on top of a rather obvious net, but the sign says it’s free!]

Comments

[Action]

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

[You are totally getting rapped over the knuckles with a shiny black dress shoe, Monkey D. Luffy. Nobody steals from JUSTICE.]

He's lying. Smoker just wants to get close to the pirates so he can arrest them.

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[FUCK. Trying a different tactic]

O-oi, Nami-san, think about this for a moment! You know we're damn near useless without you around!

[goldenglasses]

Hey! You should meet me in Nami's room! Then I could bring you both in at the same time!

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Oh, that is a good point...

[Sold, Sanji-kun. For at least a few minutes.]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[looks so relieved for a moment]

Y-yes, Nami-san! This is why we need you!

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

[Daww. How can she do this to him? ...she'll go arrest people tomorrow, then.]

All right then. Pirate it is.

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[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[and this is Sanji, poking his head into the room to see the damage. To his waning surprise, Vash wasn't kidding about cashing Luffy in]

... What are you three doing?

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

Don't hold your breath for that. [and closes the journal]

[Action]

[goldenglasses]

Oh! Sanji! There. He's here too! Can I collect his bounty too?

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

Awaaah, Nami-san is always so kind and giving~! [he's doing it mostly for the familiarity, but he's worried this won't hold very long]

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

I am, aren't I? Okay. Home soon. Need anything from the shops? Got some stuff to pick up...

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

No, I have everything I need~!

[hesitation. And then]

Nami-san, promise me you'll be careful. Please.

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Always, Sanji-kun.

[She will. ...until logic fails her entirely tomorrow >_>]

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[skulljokelol.livejournal.com]

How useful is being a bounty hunter when hardly anyone in Luceti has a bounty? In fact, I do believe the only people I know of that do are myself and the crew-

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[skulljokelol.livejournal.com]

AHH, does that mean you'll be after our bounties?! I must warn Luffy-san!

[bernardelli.livejournal.com]

Exciting.

[goldenglasses]

Ha! I knew you'd love it! [Or is he ignoring your lack of real excitement because he doesn't want to do it?]

[bernardelli.livejournal.com]

... Sure, why not?

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

OH! You have a bounty too Brook!? I already caught Luffy...

[Voice]

[skulljokelol.livejournal.com]

We all do- [Probably shouldn't be admitting that, but before he can retract that statement he realizes what you just said] What?! When did this happen?

[gardenerofgaia.livejournal.com]

You don't know anyone yet? Let's see...who would put out bounties here...

[sun-trumpet.livejournal.com]

Bounties? What's that? ... a catchphrase...

[awakenedchaos]

Bait...? [...Vash, you're giving her ideas. And that's definitely not a good thing.]

[goldenglasses]

[Too bad he's too into his new job and doesn't know Nu well enough to know better.] Yeah! Figure out what your target likes to eat for bait!

[goldenglasses]

Well, sometimes people get bounties put on their heads. A certain amount of money that the government will give someone for bringing that person into jail.

Sometimes people who have bounties are bad people, other times... [Grins sheepishly] it's a misunderstanding.

And a catchphrase is something you say over and over that's really catchy!