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[goldenglasses]

[Vash is once again Christmas shopping. He’s almost done but this seems familiar. Hm. But something is missing. Wait. He knows.]

Hey. TWINKLE TOES!

I’m still waiting on payment for our bet. I’ll meet you at the fountain. Ask Nami; I’m sure she has a few good ones to choose from! Or stop by the shop and grab a pretty one! I’m waiiiiiiiiting~! [By waiting he means hiding nearby.]

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[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[fuck that; she's getting break in bed for a month]

YES. ANYTHING!

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[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

All right. Hold off on cooking Vash until later, then. I'll see what I can do to get you out of this.

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[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[hmmmm... Sanji senses his own revenge in this]

I will, Nami-san, but I'm sure Vash deserves at least an explanation in person. [do you hear that devious note in his voice?]

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[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

[Grin. Why yes, Sanji-kun. Yes, she does.]

Well, it would certainly be wrong of me to withhold any explanations from Vash. You go right ahead.

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[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[actually, while they're on the subject... he knows Nami-san, and know that she's figured out his dark secret, she'll be wanting some type of explanation]

Does... Nami-san want to know, too?

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[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Nami-san does. She has a distinct feeling it's got to with the dress currently hanging in her closet.

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[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[choking on the air, please stand by]

Y-you bought it?! I mean, of course it would look wonderful on Nami-san's figure but...

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[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

That thing? It's not really my style. But I thought you might prefer it in the back of my closet as opposed to being worn by someone else.

[This is not entirely the case. Actually, she meant to corner him with it one day for entertainment and curiosity's sake, BUT: given Sanji's reactions now, she'll no doubt offer to burn it for him later.]

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[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

Ahaha, Nami-san is so wise, I shouldn't be surprised anymore! [oh, he was gonna burn it eventually once he worked up the courage to touch it again, but hey, Nami-san can go knock herself out]

I'm sure you've already guessed, but I didn't arrive here right after Kuma attacked us.

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[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[deeeeep breath. What he wouldn't give to pass up on this conversation, but Nami-san is saving his ass big time so she at least deserves this much]

That shitty bear sent me to an island filled with-- At first I thought I'd been transported to heaven! It was so pink, Nami-san. [shudders] Someone took care of me until I woke up, and I went to thank her... it...

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[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[this is the most traumatized Sanji will ever allow himself to look in front of Nami-san. EVER]

Those shitty bastards chased me down and forced me into that thing! And the shoes and make-up and hair extensions! [chewing on his shirt in grief]

I couldn't get away, Nami-san! All I could keep hoping for was that you and Robin-chan had landed somewhere safe!!

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[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

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[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

...all right. Don't worry about it. I'm assuming you don't want the rest of the crew to know.

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[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

Please no. If the shithead ever found out about it...

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[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Pirate's honour, Sanji-kun, they will never hear about it from me.