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[Vash is once again Christmas shopping. He’s almost done but this seems familiar. Hm. But something is missing. Wait. He knows.]

Hey. TWINKLE TOES!

I’m still waiting on payment for our bet. I’ll meet you at the fountain. Ask Nami; I’m sure she has a few good ones to choose from! Or stop by the shop and grab a pretty one! I’m waiiiiiiiiting~! [By waiting he means hiding nearby.]

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[Displeased look at the cigarette.] Those things will kill you - you know?

[Deadpan voice] You know... I thought I'd just get you talking about the bet outload. I wasn't expecting you to say you wore a dress once already.

Then I'll die happy.

[ahsoifhaod displeased look of his own] Oi, it's not like I meant to!

... It slipped out. I didn't think anyone else could hear that part, anyway.

Well... Uh... sorry about that then.

Don't apologize yet; I'm not done with you.

[exhales a stream of smoke, not looking like he wants to have this conversation]

Do you know what an okama is?

Nope.

[screw you for making this harder, gunman]

Guys who prefer dresses and makeup. They're... a fuckin sight to behold. [he's rolling the cigarette around his mouth like a nervous habit] Now just imagine if you were dropped on an island full of them and the shits only care about turning you into one of them, even when you tell them a fuckin million times you're not interested.

[twitch twitch twitch the memories]

Edited 2009-12-24 02:36 (UTC)

[Sorry! Japanese is lost on Vash. But he's listening. Yeah. He knows a couple people like that. They're not bad guys; but an island full and they... oh. Oh! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH...]

[...he sees where this is going.] Oh.

[lasfhoa grabs him by the jacket and is shaking him. Sorry Vash, but these are some unhappy flashbacks]

How the hell am I gonna face my crew now, asshole? They're never gonna let me live this down!!

[Oh god... shaken!] I dunno!? Tell them you thought you wore them over the weekend but everyone forgot!?

You think they're gonna buy that?! [sobbing noises]

Once the shithead finds out... it'll be all over.

Well... Brook might.

And I mean... they don't know what we were saying before that. We totally could have been arguing if you'd already paid your debt yet or not. [A prank's a prank; but making a guy re-live a personal nightmare is another. Although he still thinks you might be over reacting just a little...]

[stops whining for a moment] ... He might. And I can always threaten Usopp into forgetting about it.

[actually now he's gonna stare because not only was that a clever idea, he never expected you to help him]

You know... this could have been avoided if you had never accepted the bet.

No shit. I got that already. But I needed a distraction and you were available.

Did it cross your mind to ask me to pick something else?

Because you were that eager to let it drop, huh?!

Not my fault you were making it so easy.

[he looks so ready to kill you, Vash. Still, a promise is a promise. Not in front of a little girl. He'll let the nicotine soothe his nerves]

It's in the past now. And I'm not here to argue.

Besides... I have a contest with Nami now. If she wins it won't matter anyway.

She told me. So I'm under contract not to kill you.

[...]

Well... that's good.

Edited 2009-12-25 03:15 (UTC)

Oi. Don't look so worried.

I'm sure the legendary Humanoid Typhoon can handle one shitty pirate if it comes down to it. [oh ho ho he doesn't sound smug at all]

Are you really worth... what you called it... 77,000,000 berries?

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[Action] Oh... so wide awake. 2/2 XD

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