[Voice - Backdated to Feb 29th]

[goldenglasses]

[Filtered to Milly, Amelia, and Straw Hats // 68% Unhackable]

[Taking place during this thread.]

So um, Wolfwood's back, but the Malnosso have done something to him. He's acting just a little crazy and confused right now. I don't think he knows he's in Luceti. [Vash's head weaves around as if he's looking for something.]

I'm going to try to keep him away from the village until it wears off. I don't know what he'd do if he saw someone from Luceti. So best to stay away. Opps! Got to go now! Don't worry! I'm sure it will wear off soon!

[He doesn't shut the journal right away. He's got his eye on something, and as long as he can stay quiet he can answer questions. At least for a little while.]

(OOC: Action is reserved for Milly, Katie, Shikamaru, and Sanji but anyone and everyone who can hack a filter that strong can respond by voice!)

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[voice]

[stungunning]

[Doop doop, lying on the sofa at home sipping ginger ale waiting for this morning sickness to wear off-

Oh Wolfwood's back! Hooray!

...wait.]

He's what?!

[voice]

[goldenglasses]

Shhhhh! Shhhhh! Not so loud, Milly!

[voice]

[stungunning]

[Excuse you, just you try being quiet when someone tells you that your significant other has gone off his rocker.

But she will whisper back.]

Ooh sorry, but... did you just say he's gone crazy

[voice]

[goldenglasses]

Yeah, he thinks he's back on Gunsmoke, I think? I don't know, but he's not talking much sense right now. [And shooting at me.]

[voice]

[stungunning]

[Okie dokes, up off the sofa she gets. Nausea you are just going to have to settle down and not stop her because this is much much more important.]

I'll be right there Mr. Vash, don't you worry. Where are you?

[Filter]

[mikangirl]

[...oh, those wacky Malnosso. There's a bitten off curse, and Nami stands up, journal in hand.]

Best to stay away he says. Do you always call to let your friends know you're in trouble but oh no, never mind? [There's no real sting to it, though. She's worried.] Can you handle him?

[Filter]

[goldenglasses]

Me? Sure I can handle Wolfwood! No problem. Hahahahaha... ha... I just didn't want anyone to walk up to him without knowing is all. [Like he did when he first got shot.]

[Filter]

[mikangirl]

Don't expect all of us to just sit tight and leave you be. [Not after last time.] Guess you're not gonna tell us where you are, right?

[Filter]

[goldenglasses]

I'm in a tree! [See! No reason to worry at all! He's hiding yet still joking!]

[Filter]

[mikangirl]

[Vash. You are a fucking idiot. But Nami is not going to argue the point now, considering.]

We'll talk about this later. [And she closes the journal.

S'all good, she's totally coming to look for you. B|]

[filtered]

[concasse]

[...]

Where exactly are you? And don't play bullshit with me right now, Vash, unless you can give me a reason why this is gonna wear off sooner rather than later.

[filtered]

[goldenglasses]

Because every so often he seems a bit normal!






...ish

[filtered]

[concasse]

... Do you really expect me to be okay with that, dumbass?!

[filtered]

[goldenglasses]

Hey! I'm fine right now, really. [He'll never think to look for me in a tree!] The less people around the less messier this might get.

[filtered]

[concasse]

Is he trying to kill you?

[/hacked and filtered]

[endgames]

[You know... he wasn't going to say anything. Vash's message treats the situation as if it's barely serious, and if it's filtered to only a few specific people, chances are the situation is not expected to effect anyone else.

But then he catches the mention of the Cross Punisher. Shikamaru has worked with Wolfwood on a draft before - he's seen that thing. And as he listens in on the conversations that follow, he thinks maybe it's less that things are under control and more that this guy is being an idiot.]

So you're going to distract him for days, if it comes to that?

[hacked and filtered]

[goldenglasses]

Oh, I'm sure it won't be days. I think he might actually be coming around a little. [Keywords being 'think' and 'LITTLE'. And didn't anyone teach you it's rude to hack things?]

[hacked and filtered]

[endgames]

And if you're wrong, and he gets away and hurts someone, what then.

[/ninja]

[hacked and filtered]

[goldenglasses]

I don't think he's going to get away from me very easily. I got the handle on this. [Because if he starts to get away Vash will just show himself again! So very simple!]

[hacked and filtered]

[endgames]

No offense, but some other people don't seem to think so. At least not alone.

[And his stance on violence is legendary, what with the drafts.]

[voice] ....So I wonder how much about the future Amelia learned.

[thedicearecast]

[And once again, Vash is vague and unhelpful.]

Stay away? Vash, what's going on? Do you need help?

[voice] The future?

[goldenglasses]

No- no, no. I think I'm alright. Hahaha, just a little trouble with Wolfwood. I'm pretty sure I can outrun him!

[voice] yeah. about the whole Wolfwood being a double agent et al.

[thedicearecast]

[In other words, another day in Luceti. Amelia is not pleased.]

...Vash.

[voice] Vash would have never said anything

[goldenglasses]

The Malnosso have just, confused him is all! I'm sure he'll snap out of it eventually.

[voice] and no one was surprised.

[thedicearecast]

Right. So how is he so confused that you have to out run him?