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Vash the Stampede ([personal profile] goldenglasses) wrote2012-08-13 09:39 am

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[Vash was not happy last night when the droids had snatched him up on his way home last night. At least he hadn't been gone for very long and they had only turned him human for awhile! Only, they turned him into a 133 year old man. At least dropped him off in the village this morning!

If only they had gotten him a walker too. Vash manages to shuffle his way to a bench near the fountain before his energy wears out and he opens up his journal.]


Heh, sorry if I worried anyone back home. I'm back now. So you can stop worrying Amelia-chaaaaan! Hahahaha! [If the Malnosso think they can put him down by making him old they got another thing coming. And yeah, he's not coming right out and saying who he is right now. That would ruin part of the fun!] Think one of you could come down and give me a hand getting home?

[Private to Winry]

Ah, and Winry, if you have a moment could you help me remove my prosthetic arm? It's Vash, the Malnosso decided to age me just a bit and it's a tad too heavy for me right now.

[End Private Message]

Oh! And Sanji! Do you think you could help out an old man and make a quick delivery? The bakery seems so far away now. These old knees just can't take it!

[And until someone comes to help him home, Vash will be relaxing in that bench enjoying the weather. He'll also take advantage of his old looks to make some cat calls at any pretty girl passing his way.]

(OOC: Old Vash designed by the amazing and talented Ashlee!!!)
notabluesbro: ([Confused] wtf is going on around here..)

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[personal profile] notabluesbro 2012-08-13 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
...

[That annoying name shriek is familiar, but it takes him a minute anyway because really, as prepared as he is for the Malnosso's idiocy he's still not prepared for an old Vash. That's why he's slow and squinty when he finally replies.]

Needle noggin?
notabluesbro: ([Headpalm] Urgh... you idiot...)

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[personal profile] notabluesbro 2012-08-14 09:02 am (UTC)(link)
Goddamn, you're just as annoying in old age, too. Imagine that.

[GRUMBLE GRUMBLE

just. let this sink in, wolfie.]


Where the hell are you??
notabluesbro: ([Worried] ... gulp...)

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[personal profile] notabluesbro 2012-08-16 10:02 am (UTC)(link)
... Yeah, yeah, old man. I'm on my way.

[Jeez. He's got a feeling this is gonna be hectic, even if he's too old to be hectic.]

You're not hurt or anything, are you?
notabluesbro: ([Facepalm] ugh. come on.)

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[personal profile] notabluesbro 2012-08-19 10:05 am (UTC)(link)
.... [What the hell.] Right, right. You're still a perverted idiot.
notabluesbro: ([...] Well I don't have any.)

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[personal profile] notabluesbro 2012-08-20 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeaaaah. I'm sure that's it. I'm sure it's not because Amelia's a pretty lady.

Who probably won't hit you now that you're older.

[I CAN SEE THROUGH YOUR PLOYS, VASH.]
notabluesbro: ([Exasperated] ...or stoned. Either/or.)

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[personal profile] notabluesbro 2012-08-21 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
Because your old brain is fuzzy from all the mold, right?
Edited 2012-08-21 06:39 (UTC)
notabluesbro: ([Vash] Ahahaha sorry!)

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[personal profile] notabluesbro 2012-08-24 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah... I can tell, what with you shooting for the ladies' help.

Aren't they all a little young for you now?
notabluesbro: ([Curious] Eeeeeh... I think I stepped in)

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[personal profile] notabluesbro 2012-08-27 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
You could probably be their great-great-great-great-great grandpa at this point...
notabluesbro: ([Derp] He put what where now?)

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[personal profile] notabluesbro 2012-09-10 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
Accept it, you're an old fart.

Just don't do anything to get your bones broken. Climbing around on roofs or running to bakeries isn't something an old man should do.