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[Vash was not happy last night when the droids had snatched him up on his way home last night. At least he hadn't been gone for very long and they had only turned him human for awhile! Only, they turned him into a 133 year old man. At least dropped him off in the village this morning!

If only they had gotten him a walker too. Vash manages to shuffle his way to a bench near the fountain before his energy wears out and he opens up his journal.]

Heh, sorry if I worried anyone back home. I'm back now. So you can stop worrying Amelia-chaaaaan! Hahahaha! [If the Malnosso think they can put him down by making him old they got another thing coming. And yeah, he's not coming right out and saying who he is right now. That would ruin part of the fun!] Think one of you could come down and give me a hand getting home?

[Private to Winry]

Ah, and Winry, if you have a moment could you help me remove my prosthetic arm? It's Vash, the Malnosso decided to age me just a bit and it's a tad too heavy for me right now.

[End Private Message]

Oh! And Sanji! Do you think you could help out an old man and make a quick delivery? The bakery seems so far away now. These old knees just can't take it!

[And until someone comes to help him home, Vash will be relaxing in that bench enjoying the weather. He'll also take advantage of his old looks to make some cat calls at any pretty girl passing his way.]

(OOC: Old Vash designed by the amazing and talented Ashlee!!!)

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[Oh! Even better! Someone he thinks he doesn't know!] Hey there pretty, lady! The business type, eh?

...? [She just glanced at the man as she passes him. Who was he...oh.]

Pardon? [...Who was this man?]

Wooooooooooo. Just sayin' there young pretty, you're looking pretty sharp! Hahahaha!

[He-]

[....]

Is that suppose to impress a woman? [Cause that was a terrible pickup line.]

Just who are you?

Oh, just an old, old man hoping to enjoy the company of a beautiful young lady!

[Wow that's....this is so awkward to be on the receiving end of this.]

Sorry, but you'll have to find that with someone else.

Aw, can't even spend some time with a poor, tired, old man? I guess all I can do is dream anymore.

[Sigh.] I don't even know you.

Do you need to know someone to sit and chat with someone and brighten an old man's day? [He goes ahead and pats the seat next to him.]

[Nope, Alexei stays standing] I rather go and finish my errands. You seem rather cheery enough already.

Edited 2012-08-14 04:28 (UTC)

But I'm only cheery because I have such a beauty here. When you go all my cheer goes with you. So are you sure you can't stay a bit longer?

...I'm quite sure. I'm positive you'll find another to bother soon enough.

Oh, you never know when you get to be as old as I am. You learn to not take things for granted, to live in the moment. Who knows, I may not live long enough to meet and talk with someone else.

Certainly not one as pretty as you are. It would take two lifetimes for that!

I'm not- [...he makes a valid point. He was getting there himself but this was a bit much.]

While I can relate on such things, your flattery is going to waste. I'm not as how I appear right now. You should stop and avoid further embarrassment.

YOU MEAN YOU'RE EVEN MORE BEAUTIFUL!?

[........................Alexei, is facepalming so much right now.]

You're impossible [And is just going to walk away now.]

Aw, wait. Don't go! I promise your extreme beauty won't give me a heart attack!

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