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[Vash was not happy last night when the droids had snatched him up on his way home last night. At least he hadn't been gone for very long and they had only turned him human for awhile! Only, they turned him into a 133 year old man. At least dropped him off in the village this morning!

If only they had gotten him a walker too. Vash manages to shuffle his way to a bench near the fountain before his energy wears out and he opens up his journal.]

Heh, sorry if I worried anyone back home. I'm back now. So you can stop worrying Amelia-chaaaaan! Hahahaha! [If the Malnosso think they can put him down by making him old they got another thing coming. And yeah, he's not coming right out and saying who he is right now. That would ruin part of the fun!] Think one of you could come down and give me a hand getting home?

[Private to Winry]

Ah, and Winry, if you have a moment could you help me remove my prosthetic arm? It's Vash, the Malnosso decided to age me just a bit and it's a tad too heavy for me right now.

[End Private Message]

Oh! And Sanji! Do you think you could help out an old man and make a quick delivery? The bakery seems so far away now. These old knees just can't take it!

[And until someone comes to help him home, Vash will be relaxing in that bench enjoying the weather. He'll also take advantage of his old looks to make some cat calls at any pretty girl passing his way.]

(OOC: Old Vash designed by the amazing and talented Ashlee!!!)

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Hey now! My body may be old now, but I'd never choke on a donut! [That'd be a waste! Although Sanji may be glad (or rather upset) to see that Vash can't gobble them down with the same gusto that he use to. Even if he wants to, it takes a lot of energy to chew the donuts, so it's a nice and fairly normal process.

Which, being donuts and Vash is still lightening fast for a man over the age of a hundred.]

[Oh no, Sanji will forever endorse and encourage normal eating habits, and that includes chewing or swallowing at speeds that don't make his spin.]

So, how are you feeling?

Well, I'm sure what you're expecting to hear is old, but really I'm feeling pretty good. You know, despite my looks. [He has donuts man. Sanji donuts.]

[He's relieved to hear it.]

Then I'll take that as a good sign.

And if you keep the donuts coming I promise to always be in a good mood!

Not a chance, you shitty gunman!

So cruel!

Oh! My heart! It hurts! I think it's breaking! Or it could be a heart attack.

Tch, well now you're really not getting any extra donuts.

It's a cruel world we live in where a chef won't even give a poor old man some donuts to save his life.

[So what if he hasn't finished the ones he was given yet?]

[This is Sanji, thunking his shoe on top of Vash's head. Granted, it's a far lighter kick than he's ever graced the gunman with, but his tone hasn't strayed from that odd mixture of patient and annoyed]

Shut up, already.

OUCH! See! That's what I was talking about with the whole cruel world thing!

Better get used to it. This is the only world you're living in right now.

I think the world should change a bit.

Shithead, you think a lot of things no one listens to.

Yeah, well, you should listen to your elders! They're wiser than you after all!

I'll believe that bullshit when I get proof.

Your proof is looking right at you!

... I thought my shitty elders weren't supposed to lie.

They're not, and I'm not. So yeah, that means you have to listen to me! [Eh, it's worth a shot.]

... [And then Sanji turns around and acts like he's about to walk off]

Since I'm such a delinquent, I'm sure you won't mind making your own donuts from now on.