Vash the Stampede (
goldenglasses) wrote2011-06-21 08:31 pm
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[The feed starts with what looks like Vash standing next to one of C4's outside walls while swaying gently side to side. One arm streched up above his head.]
Um, heh, sorry Meryl, but I don't think I'm going to make it home for dinner tonight. Wolfwood you can have my share, and do you think you could make sure to take Kuro- [Suddenly there's a violent shake as Vash is pulled... upwards? As he looks up to shout the video gets a slightly clearer image of what he's up to.
He's tied a couple sheets together and jumped out a window. And yes, those are droids attempting to pull him back up it.] Geeze! Can't you give a guy a minute!? The length I have to go through to leave a message...
[There's another strong tug as Vash gives a shout and nearly drops his journal as he hangs on for dear life.]
AH! Make sure Kuroneko gets looked at! [Tug.] Milly don't worry, I'll be back soon! [Tug.] Amelia, do you think you can water my flowers for me? [Tug.]
Whoops. This is my stop. I promise to be back as soon as I can, alright? [With that he swings on the sheet and crashes through a lower floor window. If that's your window he just crashed through? He's sorry, but he doesn't have time to clean it up. He has an army of droids to take on a running tour of the village before they finally catch him and drag him off to places unknown.]
[The feed starts with what looks like Vash standing next to one of C4's outside walls while swaying gently side to side. One arm streched up above his head.]
Um, heh, sorry Meryl, but I don't think I'm going to make it home for dinner tonight. Wolfwood you can have my share, and do you think you could make sure to take Kuro- [Suddenly there's a violent shake as Vash is pulled... upwards? As he looks up to shout the video gets a slightly clearer image of what he's up to.
He's tied a couple sheets together and jumped out a window. And yes, those are droids attempting to pull him back up it.] Geeze! Can't you give a guy a minute!? The length I have to go through to leave a message...
[There's another strong tug as Vash gives a shout and nearly drops his journal as he hangs on for dear life.]
AH! Make sure Kuroneko gets looked at! [Tug.] Milly don't worry, I'll be back soon! [Tug.] Amelia, do you think you can water my flowers for me? [Tug.]
Whoops. This is my stop. I promise to be back as soon as I can, alright? [With that he swings on the sheet and crashes through a lower floor window. If that's your window he just crashed through? He's sorry, but he doesn't have time to clean it up. He has an army of droids to take on a running tour of the village before they finally catch him and drag him off to places unknown.]
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It's not like they're going to sit down and have a pint.
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Oh man. There go some tables in the chase. And some chairs. And...
HIS BOOZE!
Brb, rescuing.]
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OI! You owe me a drink!
[Geez, what does a Surgeon of Death have to do to get decently smashed in this place?]
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FACEPALM.]
Yeah, yeah, I hear ya'. Just don't be gone for too long, spikey.
[Not that he has any say in it, but he'll tell you to anyway.]
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Bet you a drink I'll make it back faster than you [Huff, huff] did! [Lalala! Joking helps keep the panic away!]
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Besides, you'd win. We all know they can't stand to have you for that long, before they toss your ass back.
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Charming what?
[B| this face. He cannot believe this is a happening discussion. Luceti really does do magical things over time, doesn't it? He can't even bring himself to feel the deep-rooted worry just yet. Not with you Benny Hilling all over the goddamn complex.]
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I think I lost them for a bit.
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And that charming personality is what'll make them clobber you upside the head when they find you, I'm sure. You doing okay?
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Then flee to the restaurant; I'm sure they'll give you a few minutes to scarf down someone's meal.
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[not that he won't just tell you anyway. but he likes to bother you, out of annoyance.]
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I'm in the connecting kitchen, back at the apartments. You around?
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Or maybe he didn't want to go too far when he heard you had food. And yes, that a shaky view from the camera as Vash climbs though a window.]
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Take your time, needlenoggin.
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Nobody messes with my pizza. BC]
HANDS OFF, MORON.
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Aw, come on. I'm hungry! [And may not have time to wait for a pizza. And he'll eat just about half of it in one bite for extra safe keeping with a smug smile on his face. And let's just talk with our mouth full while we're at it.] Besides, you really still want me here when the droids figured out where I'm hiding?
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Instead, he cracks open a can of beer and puts one down in front of Vash.]
All this time and you still run from the inevitable.
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Well, you'd fight them too, wouldn't you? I can't just do nothing.
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Milly didn't really approve.
But at least don't struggle when they've already got you in a headlock, huh? Or else you'll be in a cell with a big knot on the top of your spikey head.
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I was wondering if you could watch that for me while I'm gone. [He really doesn't want to be picked up with it, but he couldn't bring himself to just chuck it in the forest either.] But if they come looking for it, you can just give it to them, alright?
[He's really hoping they won't, but he can't forget the first time he was taken and what they had tested then.]
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I'll tell 'em I pitched it in the lake.
[Consider that a 'of course I'll watch it while you're gone'. He's back to sitting at a chair, one leg crossed at the other's knee.]
They probably'll take me seriously, anyway.
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Well, I better get going. Meryl will kill me if I let them make a mess in the kitchen.
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Yeah, you'd better stretch your legs while you can, since you're such an expert on fleeing in a mad panic, huh?
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[He'd better.]
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Oh wait.]
You give 'em heck Mr. Vash! Show them what happens when they mess with the Humanoid Typhoon!
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G'AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! [Opps, exit suddenly cut off. Sobbing and calling for his mommy as he suddenly makes a sharp turn and ducks into a building.]
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You need to get off of their bad list, Vash. [ At least it's getting less depressing for her. ]
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[Aerith's got a good idea which building it is and will head off to C4...but Vash will probably have already led his merry band of kidnappers off another way by then. Still. fffffff, Vash.]
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