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Vash the Stampede ([personal profile] goldenglasses) wrote2011-05-11 07:57 am

[Drowning - I mean Accidental Voice]

[The video starts with a rapid, bouncing motion of the sky as if the book had just been dropped and landed on it's spine before falling open. It's quickly followed by a long yell and a LOUD splash! The image bobs up and down a moment before slowly the book starts to slide and tip over. Water starts to creep up and take over the screen as there's another splash and the sound of a man taking a LARGE breath of air.]

AHHH! Oh man, I think I saw a bright light that time! Or maybe that was the su-[Glub! Opps! No time to try to relax just yet. Luckily there's another gasp shortly after that.] GAAHH! This swimming thing is hard- [Opps, there went the journal. There's a muffled yell before the book is yanked up and out of the water.]

Oh man... it's soaked. [At last there is a view of a rather wet Vash, staring into the journal as he clutches onto a small piece of drift wood. That's a LOT of water behind him.]

Uh... is this thing still working? Ahahaha... heeeey there guys. No need to worry! But I uh, won't be home tonight. Or... uh... maybe a week. [He glances up. A big revealed grin shows up on his face.] Oh good! I can see the mountains from here! Now I know which wa- [Whoops, he got a little too excited, the book joins him back under water as he flips over his little piece of wood. It takes only a few moments for him to surface again.]

Aiaiaiiaiai... man that's cold and was that... salt? I'll just be home as fast as I can, okay?

[Voice]

[identity profile] unseenspy.livejournal.com 2011-05-11 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmm. Better get out now before it devours you.

[Totally straight face. Smirk? What smirk?]

[Voice]

[identity profile] unseenspy.livejournal.com 2011-05-11 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
...Why not?

[Asked in an "Are you fucking kidding me" tone, of course.]

[Voice]

[identity profile] unseenspy.livejournal.com 2011-05-11 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Surely you didn't decide to go swimming without knowing these things or being able to see the shore.

[Unless of course, he was lying. As for the question...]

Let me know when you return from death again.

[Voice]

[identity profile] unseenspy.livejournal.com 2011-05-11 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Poor thing.

[His tone is about as cold as the water.]

So what do you intend to do about it?

[Voice]

[identity profile] unseenspy.livejournal.com 2011-05-11 05:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I suppose that would be a suitable start.

[Voice]

[identity profile] unseenspy.livejournal.com 2011-05-11 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Just remember to think before you do stupid things like that.

[As pointless as it is to give that kind of advice to an idiot.]

[Voice]

[identity profile] unseenspy.livejournal.com 2011-05-11 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Does that really make a difference?

[Voice]

[identity profile] unseenspy.livejournal.com 2011-05-11 06:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sigh...]

It's your own fault for getting yourself into that situation...

[Voice]

[identity profile] unseenspy.livejournal.com 2011-05-11 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
And you said you were trying to take a swim.

[Now he knows he's onto your cover story.]

What really happened, Vash?

[Voice]

[identity profile] unseenspy.livejournal.com 2011-05-11 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
I see...that makes enough sense.

[Voice]

[identity profile] unseenspy.livejournal.com 2011-05-11 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
As I said, tell me when you get back.

[Whether he manages to make it to shore, or if he does get eaten and comes back from death.]

[Voice]

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