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Vash the Stampede ([personal profile] goldenglasses) wrote2011-01-29 11:56 am

[Action]

[Hello, Luceti. There is a strawberry flavored donut with red frosting on top rolling through your streets. Just a lovely day for a quiet wal- roll through the snow don’t you think?]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! HOW DO I STOP MYSELF!?

[Yes. A great day for a quiet loud roll through the snow.]
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[personal profile] coffeeking 2011-01-30 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, hi. Listen, I don't mean to be rude, I'm sure you're a perfectly nice person, but is there any way you could possibly roll away? I'm in enough danger on my own without a donut sealing the deal.

[He is indeed, quite tempting. He smells delicious and is piping hot.]
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[personal profile] coffeeking 2011-01-30 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
[a sigh]

Alright, don't strain yourself. You might pull a-- muscle. Or something. We'll just yell really loudly if anyone tries to eat or drink us. Deal?
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[personal profile] coffeeking 2011-01-30 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
[If only Ianto had the facial muscles for wincing right now...]

OI! Would you calm down?! No one's trying to eat us right now!
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[personal profile] coffeeking 2011-01-30 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, but until they actually approach us and say, "Oh look, breakfast," you might want to try not screaming right into what I think is probably my ear.
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[personal profile] coffeeking 2011-01-30 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
...So am I. And I think I'm going into caffeine withdrawal. I don't even want to know how that's possible when I'm literally full of caffeine.

I'm Ianto, by the way. Ianto Jones.
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[personal profile] coffeeking 2011-01-30 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
Circumstances aside, yes, nice to meet you. Been here long?
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[personal profile] coffeeking 2011-01-30 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
Sorry. I just got here...a couple weeks ago now, I guess.
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[personal profile] coffeeking 2011-01-30 05:56 am (UTC)(link)
[He'd shudder if he could.]

You know, that's almost as bad as saying "it can't possibly get any worse."
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[personal profile] coffeeking 2011-01-30 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
...Now I'm just waiting for Murphy's Law to kick in.

Is anyone going to be looking for you?
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[personal profile] coffeeking 2011-01-30 07:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Ianto snorts]

Well, if you see a guy with silly hair in a dark grey greatcoat that's currently too large for him, tell me, would you? I can't turn my...whatever passes for a head.
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[personal profile] coffeeking 2011-01-30 07:18 am (UTC)(link)
Will do.

...It may be rude to ask, but why does he carry around a large cross?