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[goldenglasses]

[Hello, Luceti. There is a strawberry flavored donut with red frosting on top rolling through your streets. Just a lovely day for a quiet wal- roll through the snow don’t you think?]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! HOW DO I STOP MYSELF!?

[Yes. A great day for a quiet loud roll through the snow.]

Comments

[tanukipoint.livejournal.com]

[But motion dizziness is caused by a disturbance in the circulation of fluids in your ears. You don't - nah, the Malnosso are involved. Screw it.]

What are you doing out here, anyway?

[goldenglasses]

I was going for a walk and thought I'd get some donuts when... well... changed into a donut.

[tanukipoint.livejournal.com]

So...you started rolling instead? How long have you been out here?

[goldenglasses]

Hmmm. About five, ten minutes?

[tanukipoint.livejournal.com]

And nobody's tried to eat you? [He suddenly nods, like it all makes sense.] Ah, I get it. It would be pretty unsanitary.

Um...do you have any sensation? Numbness? I'm not really sure how it would work, but...

[goldenglasses]

No, no numbness and I'm not feeling hurt, just hungry.

[tanukipoint.livejournal.com]

Can you even eat at all? You don't have a mouth!

[goldenglasses]

I know! It's horrible! [If donuts had tear ducts, he'd be crying.]

[tanukipoint.livejournal.com]

Well...given the nature of this experiment, I don't think you can actually starve. And even if it is possible, I doubt it'll happen before you turn back to normal!

[goldenglasses]

I just wanted some donuts... why can't I ever have some GOOD luck for once. Oh man, why does bad luck follow me EVERYWHERE I go!?