goldenglasses: Maker on LJ ([Donut!Vash] With love and peace cream)
Vash the Stampede ([personal profile] goldenglasses) wrote2011-01-29 11:56 am

[Action]

[Hello, Luceti. There is a strawberry flavored donut with red frosting on top rolling through your streets. Just a lovely day for a quiet wal- roll through the snow don’t you think?]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! HOW DO I STOP MYSELF!?

[Yes. A great day for a quiet loud roll through the snow.]

[identity profile] undershades.livejournal.com 2011-01-30 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[He does stop, holding the donut in the palm of his hand.]

If you have all the physical properties of the pastry, then how are you even getting dizzy?

[identity profile] undershades.livejournal.com 2011-01-30 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
No, I don't know. Generally they're eaten.

[identity profile] undershades.livejournal.com 2011-01-30 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't say I was going to.

[identity profile] undershades.livejournal.com 2011-01-31 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Donuts don't have hearts.

[identity profile] undershades.livejournal.com 2011-01-31 06:19 am (UTC)(link)
Does it really? That would be fascinating. Someone should dissect you while you're still in this form.

[identity profile] undershades.livejournal.com 2011-01-31 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm just curious about this whole phenomenon, that's all.

[identity profile] undershades.livejournal.com 2011-01-31 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sure you will.

Yet I haven't actually caused you any real harm.

[identity profile] undershades.livejournal.com 2011-02-01 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure most of that is purely psychological.

[identity profile] undershades.livejournal.com 2011-02-01 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
I'm aware.

You should be grateful, really. As long as I have you, you won't have to worry about being devoured by something you can't reason with.

[identity profile] undershades.livejournal.com 2011-02-01 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
Now where should I take you?

[identity profile] undershades.livejournal.com 2011-02-01 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
The flower shop it is. Though I hope your sweet scent doesn't attract too many insects.

[And he actually starts walking in that direction.]

[identity profile] undershades.livejournal.com 2011-02-01 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
It's also too cold out for most flowers, but a greenhouse fixes that.

[identity profile] undershades.livejournal.com 2011-02-01 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Is that right?

[Actually, you know what? He doesn't really feel like taking you the rest of the way.

So he'll just be setting you back down in the snow and starting you rolling again.]


Have fun with that.