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[goldenglasses]

[Hello, Luceti. There is a strawberry flavored donut with red frosting on top rolling through your streets. Just a lovely day for a quiet wal- roll through the snow don’t you think?]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! HOW DO I STOP MYSELF!?

[Yes. A great day for a quiet loud roll through the snow.]

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[goldenglasses]

I know... but I'm hungry.

[tehoniongirl.livejournal.com]

Not that I'd mind helping...but do you even have a way to eat, right now?

[gently turning him over. She's trying to do it slowly so it won't make him too dizzy]

[goldenglasses]

W-w-whoa! Careful! I'm upside down! Ahahahahah! Stop! I'm ticklish!

[tehoniongirl.livejournal.com]

...Sorry...

[there might be just a hint of amusement in her voice as she turns him upright again]

Well...I can take you by the bakery if you really want. Though I'd probably suggest going somewhere you'd be a little less...tempting.

[goldenglasses]

Yeah, I guess I can't go there anymore. [Sad donut is so very sad.] I guess I should just go home now.

[tehoniongirl.livejournal.com]

[aww...that's almost depressing, in a very amusing sort of way]

That I can probably manage. So where's home?

[goldenglasses]

Community Building Four.

[tehoniongirl.livejournal.com]

Oh! Well, that makes things easy.

[goldenglasses]

Easy? Are we near by? [He has no idea how far he rolled. Seemed far to him!]

[tehoniongirl.livejournal.com]

[a laugh] Well, as near by as everything is around here. [she's from a city. This place is tiny in comparison] But I meant easy because that's where I live. I was headed back there, anyway.

[goldenglasses]

Oh yeah! I think I've seen you around before! [Not that he's moved past thinking about how horrible his life currently is.]

[tehoniongirl.livejournal.com]

I....can't say the same. At least not like this.

[but it seems rude to stop there, just because he's had a run of bad luck] I'm Jilly.

[goldenglasses]

Ahaha, no... I guess you wouldn't. My name's Derek.

[tehoniongirl.livejournal.com]

Well, nice to meet you, Derek...all things considered.

[goldenglasses]

You too... I guess... thanks for not eating me. [He knows it must be nearly impossible to resist!]

[tehoniongirl.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't want to make a terrible first impression.

[and she'll start heading back towards community building 4]

So I get that this is one of the experiments people were talking about... but what on earth is the point of turning people into food items? [and other things, but this seemed the most bizarre]

[goldenglasses]

A friend of mine thinks we're turing into things we either want or love.

[tehoniongirl.livejournal.com]

[that gets an amused grin] Things you want or love, huh? You must have been awfully hungry.

[actually, by that logic, it's something of a miracle she hasn't gone and turned into a paintbrush. Maybe she shouldn't be tempting fate]

[goldenglasses]

Very. How am I suppose to eat like this?!

[tehoniongirl.livejournal.com]

Hopefully it won't last long.

Though maybe you won't need to eat as much, since you don't exactly have a stomach.

[actually] Are you really still hungry?

[goldenglasses]

[...]


I kinda want a donut.

[tehoniongirl.livejournal.com]

In this case, I think that might count as cannibalism.

You might want to be grateful you don't have a mouth right now.

[goldenglasses]

Oh no, I highly disapprove of suicide. And I think trying eating myself would count. [As tempting as that might sound.]

[tehoniongirl.livejournal.com]

[amused] Good to know.

So...do you have anyone around who can.... take care of you? Until you're back to normal?

[hopefully someone who won't decide he's appetizing before then]

[goldenglasses]

Yeah, I think my roommates will.