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[goldenglasses]

[Hello, Luceti. There is a strawberry flavored donut with red frosting on top rolling through your streets. Just a lovely day for a quiet wal- roll through the snow don’t you think?]

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! HOW DO I STOP MYSELF!?

[Yes. A great day for a quiet loud roll through the snow.]

Comments

[goldenglasses]

Awwwwwwwwww, but I'm hungry!

[areasonto.livejournal.com]

...you're a donut, how on earth are you hungry?

[goldenglasses]

I don't know.






Man I smell good. [Is that a stomach rumble sound coming from the donut? Yes. Yes it is.]

[areasonto.livejournal.com]

...Vash, am I going to have to keep an eye on you.

[goldenglasses]

No... I don't even have a mouth. [Oh wait, that came out a little wrong.] B-BESIDES! Even if I did! I highly disapprove of suicide! So I couldn't eat myself!

[areasonto.livejournal.com]

[.............................] But would you eat yourself?

[goldenglasses]

No! [Not an overly confidant sounding no.]

[areasonto.livejournal.com]

...Liar. [He's smiling, though, amused.]

[goldenglasses]

I think eating myself would hurt, and I'm not very good at handling pain.

[areasonto.livejournal.com]

Best not even try, then, Vash. [...] Hopefully nobody else tries to eat you. I dunno what'd happen.

[goldenglasses]

I DON'T WANT TO BE EATEN!

[areasonto.livejournal.com]

[FFFFFFFF.] You won't! I'll look out for you as much as I can.

[goldenglasses]

I just wanted to get something to eat, but NO! I have to turn into a donut and now people are going to try to eat me. I don't want to be eaten, I just wanted a snack. Was that so much to ask? Just a nice warm donut that didn't talk back to me or have wings or anything! Just something nice to have during this horrible week. It's just not fair. Oh man... WHY CAN'T I JUST CATCH A BREAK!?

[areasonto.livejournal.com]

Vash! Calm down! I know it's hard, but it won't last forever.

[goldenglasses]

But it already feels like forever. [The donut somehow manages to slump in your hands. It's a very sad donut.]

[areasonto.livejournal.com]

[Aw, sad donut. Naoki would hug you if he...wouldn't squish you. =3=] Just give it a little more time.

[goldenglasses]

[Vash groans. He knows that's all he can do. That doesn't mean he has to like it.]