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[The first thing Vash noticed this morning was, he wasn’t in his bed. This wasn’t his bed at all. Opening his eyes he found himself crumpled on a rocky surface somewhere in the mountains. That hand. That hand was NOT his hand. Oh god, this isn’t good. At. All.

After spending sometime in the mountains, Vash will be taking Yuber’s powers for a spin, because if he’s up here with Yuber’s body, he needs to stop Yuber from doing something in his body. Only… Vash has no idea what he’s doing. So this is how he ends up in the room of certain members of a pirate crew. He crashes to the floor with his journal bouncing open in the landing.]

Ugh, this isn’t my room. Man, this is ha-

IIIIEEEEEEEEE!

[Oh crap.]

[Well, after that failed attempt at teleporting, Vash decides WALKING is a safer way to get back to his apartment. Hope you don't mind the demon waltzing down the street Luceti.]

(OOC: Replies from iamnotyuber!)

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[isagodslayer.livejournal.com]

[Ahem. Okay, it's... pretty obvious he's not who he looks like. Even Noel should notice that. So...]

Um... I-is everything all right? [Not scared at all, this one. It's really easy to tell that this isn't actually Yuber. Not that it'd matter to her anyway, but hey.]

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[iamnotyuber.livejournal.com]

NO! Everything is NOT all right! I'm stuck in this body! It's me! Vash!

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[isagodslayer.livejournal.com]

...Vash?! [What. What. No way. How can that be? Are people swapping bodies?! That's terrible!

...Hah. As if she actually thought that. But she can't very well say that she already knew, can she?]

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[iamnotyuber.livejournal.com]

Yes. Vash.

...what are you doing up here?

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[isagodslayer.livejournal.com]

I-I wanted to talk to one of the Filial spirits. [Not a complete lie, but not the whole truth, either.]

...You really shouldn't tell people that you switched with him. [It's obvious enough even if he doesn't do that, anyway.]

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[iamnotyuber.livejournal.com]

Are you nuts!? And let people try to stab me as soon as they see me?! And no telling what he's doing with my body!

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[isagodslayer.livejournal.com]

B-but what if they attack your body instead?!

[As long as that teleportation ability still works, he's gonna be fine, but if Vash's body gets killed while the swap is still going on... Who knows what'd happen. It's not a risk she wants to take.]

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[iamnotyuber.livejournal.com]

He could be down there attacking my roommates! [Vash doesn't even want to THINK what could happen if he figure out how to activate the angel arm.]

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[isagodslayer.livejournal.com]

B-but...! [Look what you did, Vash. Look what you did. She's wibbling. Way to go.]

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[iamnotyuber.livejournal.com]

Please stop crying. [It's annoying and unhelpful.]

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[isagodslayer.livejournal.com]

But... [Sigh. Give her a moment.

...Okay, there we go.]

...W-what if he's killed while in your body? [Neither of them would want that. She's... fairly certain about that.]

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[iamnotyuber.livejournal.com]

Then I'm tossing his body in the tunnels so I know where to go to smash his face in when we get back to normal.

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[isagodslayer.livejournal.com]

...Huh? [Please please please tell her she just misheard you, Vash.]

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[iamnotyuber.livejournal.com]

He's not so tough without his magic and teleporting. If he dares hurt anyone I know then I'll be sure he pays when he can feel it.

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[isagodslayer.livejournal.com]

... [She doesn't respond to that. Instead? She's just going to walk past Vash.]

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[isagodslayer.livejournal.com]

[...Only to stop just a liiiittle bit behind him.

And hit the very same spot where his left wing is with her hand. Not hard enough to cause any permanent harm, but given the sensitivity of the wings, it's probably still going to hurt.]

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[iamnotyuber.livejournal.com]

[What are you doing? Guess she's done talking and is going to go talk to the spirits. Good, because Vash needs to figure out how to get back to the village and quick-OWWWWWWW! Now he'll be jumping away and spinning around to face you, because - what the hell!?]

What the fuck was that for!?

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[isagodslayer.livejournal.com]

Geez... Don't you always say that killing is wrong? This really isn't like you.

[There may be something a little off about her tone as she says that. It sounds a bit... different from how Noel normally speaks.]

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[iamnotyuber.livejournal.com]

[Vash tenses, because that's not like Noel either.]

I didn't say I was going to kill him. Just make him pay for hurting my friends if he gets the bright idea to. [Which also isn't like Vash. Ahh, experiments.]

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[isagodslayer.livejournal.com]

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By attacking him in the tunnels, huh?

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[iamnotyuber.livejournal.com]

Smacking him in the face a few times won't kill him.

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[isagodslayer.livejournal.com]

It's cowardly. [Not to mention that she knows the tunnels aren't healthy for him. Attacking him there could very well lead to someone trying to lock him up. Again.]

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[iamnotyuber.livejournal.com]

And attacking someone and then teleporting away isn't?

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[isagodslayer.livejournal.com]

He can't do that right now, right? [Your argument is invalid, Vash. INVALID.]

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[iamnotyuber.livejournal.com]

But he can once he gets his body back.