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[The first thing Vash noticed this morning was, he wasn’t in his bed. This wasn’t his bed at all. Opening his eyes he found himself crumpled on a rocky surface somewhere in the mountains. That hand. That hand was NOT his hand. Oh god, this isn’t good. At. All.

After spending sometime in the mountains, Vash will be taking Yuber’s powers for a spin, because if he’s up here with Yuber’s body, he needs to stop Yuber from doing something in his body. Only… Vash has no idea what he’s doing. So this is how he ends up in the room of certain members of a pirate crew. He crashes to the floor with his journal bouncing open in the landing.]

Ugh, this isn’t my room. Man, this is ha-

IIIIEEEEEEEEE!

[Oh crap.]

[Well, after that failed attempt at teleporting, Vash decides WALKING is a safer way to get back to his apartment. Hope you don't mind the demon waltzing down the street Luceti.]

(OOC: Replies from iamnotyuber!)

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[history-pirate.livejournal.com]

[Which she is. And rather bemused, too. They'd told her about Yuber, of course. So the instant Yuber arrives in their room, he'll find himself quite thoroughly restrained.]

Usually, visitors knock on the front door.

[iamnotyuber.livejournal.com]

[Oh man, and Vash has heard of your back snapping tendcies.]

WAIT! It's me VASH!

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

[Not something Yuber would say, she's...pretty sure. And this has been an interesting week. But can they afford to take him at his word?

...seriously doubtful. So don't mind Nami while she takes precautions anyway, fishing her Climatact out from under the pillow.] Prove it.

[history-pirate.livejournal.com]

[... with your hands pinned behind your head, an arm snaked around your throat, and others wrapped around your legs.]

[iamnotyuber.livejournal.com]

[Those arms are very distracting! THINK VASH THINK! Oh wait! He's got it.]

When Sanji and I first met he kicked me in the head so I call him Twinkle Toes!

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

[Blink. Okay. We won't hold that climatact quite so threateningly.

...but you've called him that on open channels before, Vash.]

How did we first meet?

[history-pirate.livejournal.com]

[Nami might be letting up, but Robin tightens her grip ever so slightly. Because this is the real moment of judgment~

No pressure!]

[iamnotyuber.livejournal.com]

[Gah! Chocking!] Gak. That hurts...

You gave me your coat! I was out in the snow and I hadn't gotten mine yet.

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

[Okay. She'll just...lean on the climatact instead and stare at him some, before grinning a little.]

Yeah, okay. I believe you.

[Not putting her weapon down, though.]

[history-pirate.livejournal.com]

[Well, it seems to be enough. A flurry of randomly appearing sakura petals and a whiff of something floral later, Yuber!Vash will find himself a free man.

Except he's still in the girls' room. Robin folds her arms under her chest.]

Is it often you decide to drop in on Nami-chan while she's sleeping?

[iamnotyuber.livejournal.com]

[Oh thank god, he's free!] I was aiming for home. I'm kinda new at this whole teleporting thing.

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Huh. [It's okay, Robin, this bedroom seems to be a thoroughfare for accidental teleporting >_>] I guess this means he's stuck in your body.

[Which isn't good for anyone Vash actually calls a friend, she'll bet.]

[history-pirate.livejournal.com]

Do the Malnosso conduct these types of experiments often?

[iamnotyuber.livejournal.com]

I know, that's why I was aiming for home. I need to get there before he wakes up Wolfwood and he does something stupid like kick the guy thinking it's me.

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

[We see your personality is just as charming this morning, Vash. To Robin:] On a regular basis. The last one was just a few weeks ago. [And to Vash:] Try raising him on your journal and give him a heads up? Wolfwood's a smart guy, he'll work out it's you.

[history-pirate.livejournal.com]

[Well, if it's all just a misunderstanding, caused by outside meddling, Robin's going to go back to reading her book. Listening in case something interesting is said between the other two, obviously. But really, she doesn't know either Vash or Yuber well enough to ply them for maximum embarrassment. And if these sorts of things happen often, well. There will be other opportunities.]

[iamnotyuber.livejournal.com]

[Vash takes a moment to grab his journal open. After a few snappy replies of: That wasn't me yelling! He tries to get a hold of Wolfwood, which ends in a scoff.] He's not answering. That idiot is probably already yelling at Yuber thinking it's me.

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

[So amused. They thought Nami screaming was Vash? ...well, it might have been if she'd kicked him. >_>]

Then you better go see him in person. [Because safety of friends is far and above more important right now than anything else she'd like to suggest. Like locking the Yuber body down in the tunnels, or trying to pretend to be Yuber and see if he flushes out any interesting tidbits from people that know him, or...you know, the odd, immature desire to draw on Yuber with marker saying NAMI WAS HERE.]

[iamnotyuber.livejournal.com]

Why do you think I was trying to figure out how to teleport? At least this is closer than the mountains.

[mikangirl.livejournal.com]

Much closer. If you run, you can make it home in five minutes. [So very neutral. You're still off in there, aren't you, Vash?]

[iamnotyuber.livejournal.com]

[Vash snorts.] I can make it there in three. [Either way, he's finally storming out your bedroom door.