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[goldenglasses]

[The first thing Vash noticed this morning was, he wasn’t in his bed. This wasn’t his bed at all. Opening his eyes he found himself crumpled on a rocky surface somewhere in the mountains. That hand. That hand was NOT his hand. Oh god, this isn’t good. At. All.

After spending sometime in the mountains, Vash will be taking Yuber’s powers for a spin, because if he’s up here with Yuber’s body, he needs to stop Yuber from doing something in his body. Only… Vash has no idea what he’s doing. So this is how he ends up in the room of certain members of a pirate crew. He crashes to the floor with his journal bouncing open in the landing.]

Ugh, this isn’t my room. Man, this is ha-

IIIIEEEEEEEEE!

[Oh crap.]

[Well, after that failed attempt at teleporting, Vash decides WALKING is a safer way to get back to his apartment. Hope you don't mind the demon waltzing down the street Luceti.]

(OOC: Replies from iamnotyuber!)

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[Voice]

[damuron.livejournal.com]

Did you seriously just scream IIIEEEEEE over the journal, like a little girl?

[Action]

[isagodslayer.livejournal.com]

[Well, someone else's been on a trip to the mountains already - there was someone she wanted to check on there, after all. With that stupid experiment going on right now, she couldn't really use the journal to do that; the last thing she needed was Noel catching on once this was over with.

...And after her conversation with a certain someone not too long ago? She's just going to hurry a little more.

Naturally, sooner or later she'll spot the demon wandering around, but for now, she opts not to say anything for obvious reasons. Rather, she just cautiously observes from afar.

Hi, Vash, there's a blond Murakumo staring at you.]

[Voice]

[hormonaldivider.livejournal.com]

Is the whole reason you even use the journals to give people headaches?

[Voice]

[iamnotyuber.livejournal.com]

[This response is a little delayed as he's busy getting his back broken calming down some people.] That wasn't me!

[Voice]

[damuron.livejournal.com]

You mean that was an actual girl?...

What the hell is wrong with you! Who goes around making girls scream! Geez. Have some standards will ya. [So hypocritical I know.]

[Action]

[iamnotyuber.livejournal.com]

[Well, Vash doesn't notice as you walk up. He's too busy ranting, in fact, you'll probably hear him before you see him.] YUBER!? YUBER!? Out of everyone in Luceti it had to be fucking YUBER!? No! No! No! No! NO! Ughhhhh, I don't WANT to be Yuber! I want my own body baaaaaaack!

...wait. If I'm in his body that means... oh shit! That bastard is in my apartment! I don't even know where I am! Oh god... what if he figures out how to use- [Wait - his I'm being watched sense is kicking in. Spinning around to face you.]

Noel?! What are you doing up here!?

[Voice]

[iamnotyuber.livejournal.com]

HEY! I'm not the one who screamed.

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[isagodslayer.livejournal.com]

[Icon? Inner reaction only. She could've done without ever hearing that.]

[Voice]

[iamnotyuber.livejournal.com]

I didn't do it on purpose.

[Voice]

[hormonaldivider.livejournal.com]

So what, you're stabbing someone and this time you felt like enlightening us?

[Action]

[isagodslayer.livejournal.com]

[Ahem. Okay, it's... pretty obvious he's not who he looks like. Even Noel should notice that. So...]

Um... I-is everything all right? [Not scared at all, this one. It's really easy to tell that this isn't actually Yuber. Not that it'd matter to her anyway, but hey.]

[Voice]

[damuron.livejournal.com]

[Glare.]

You look like the kind of guy who would.

[journal observation]

[chikaidestroyer]

[This is bad comedy. Very bad comedy.

Albert sighs to himself and makes note not to try talking to "Yuber" while this experiment is in effect.

...But that's not going to do much about all the griping he can hear from "Yuber."

Hopefully the village would survive this switch in one piece.]

[journal observation]

[iamnotyuber.livejournal.com]

[Vash would be sorry... if he wasn't an asshole right now and you know, knew of the connection. Enjoy the show?]

[Voice]

[iamnotyuber.livejournal.com]

Ughhhhhhhhhhh. This isn't my body!

[Action]

[iamnotyuber.livejournal.com]

NO! Everything is NOT all right! I'm stuck in this body! It's me! Vash!

[Voice]

[iamnotyuber.livejournal.com]

NO! That's not what happened! She's fine! I'm not Yuber!

[Action]

[isagodslayer.livejournal.com]

...Vash?! [What. What. No way. How can that be? Are people swapping bodies?! That's terrible!

...Hah. As if she actually thought that. But she can't very well say that she already knew, can she?]

[Voice]

[hormonaldivider.livejournal.com]

[Another body swap? Really?]

Then what are you doing?

[Voice]

[damuron.livejournal.com]

Then who are you?

[Action]

[iamnotyuber.livejournal.com]

Yes. Vash.

...what are you doing up here?

[Action]

[isagodslayer.livejournal.com]

I-I wanted to talk to one of the Filial spirits. [Not a complete lie, but not the whole truth, either.]

...You really shouldn't tell people that you switched with him. [It's obvious enough even if he doesn't do that, anyway.]

[Voice]

[iamnotyuber.livejournal.com]

I'm Vash.

[Voice]

[damuron.livejournal.com]

[Whoa, what? He didn't see that one coming.]

Seriously? Prove it then.

[Action]

[iamnotyuber.livejournal.com]

Are you nuts!? And let people try to stab me as soon as they see me?! And no telling what he's doing with my body!