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[Vash had just finished raiding his fridge and made himself a ham sandwich. It was perfect. Cheese, mayo, lettuce, tomato, and plenty of ham! He set it on the table and with a smile on his face he was just about to sit down and enjoy this tasty meal when - Poof!

He found himself falling backwards into the nothingness where his chair should have been. What was worse? He found himself falling head over heels off of someone’s roof.] GAHHHHHHHH! [Luckily Vash’s coat snags on the gutter so instead of falling to the ground, he’s stuck hanging upside from the roof. Whose roof? Maybe your roof!]

What the hell was th-snore. [And Vash is out. Come find the sleeping gunman hanging somewhere? He’ll be teleporting more than this, so maybe you’ll find him sleeping in your bed, next to the fountain, in a tree, or maybe in your lap! Just tell me where you’d like to find him or I’ll make something up - just go for it and have fun!

Oh and Wolfwood? He‘s going to be very displeased if he finds you ate his sandwich when he finally comes home.]

(OOC: And if he shows up in your home (or on it) I'm cool with housemates or just anyone really threadjacking! The more the merrier right?)

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Oh, me? I get so embarrassed, when I have to introduce myself.

But, uh - my name is Frank! I'm a hunter of peace! Chasing the elusive mayfly known as love!

As for sleeping upside down in people's gutters? Hm. No, that's not a usual thing for me. Ahahaha...

[What a strange person.] Well, Frank, if you are ever again having the urge to sleep in gutters, upside-down or not, make sure it is someone else's gutter you are laying down your sweet head in. Else you may find that outside my window can be a very unpleasant place to wake up.

Oh no, my gutter sleeping days are over!

...to be honest, the last thing I remembered was I was making sandwich. [Okay, he remembers the roof falling bit too, but it'd be hard to explain why he fell asleep without mentioning his problem.]

... Do these sudden travels happen very often around here?

Not that I know of. I think a... friend might be playing a prank on me. [Friend used in the BEST of ways of course.]

[Cautiously:] How do you think your friend might have done such a thing?

He has magic that can teleport people.

That must be a very useful thing. It's a shame he uses it to play silly tricks on people.

You can say that again. Sorry if I scared you.

It was not your fault. [She quirks a smile.] Usually I am the one sneaking around on gutters.

Don't tell me... some kind of pirate?

[Angry again.] I am not a pirate! What loud-mouthed liar told you I was?

No! No! No! No one said anything! I've just seem to be in a habit lately of making friends with pirates!

You keep strange company, Frank. Maybe you should think about making better friends.

I'll think about it.

So what kind of job has a pretty lady like you hanging around in gutters?

[... Well, there was that time she had to sneak into an attic to tell a serving girl that her master was cheating on the mistress of the house.] That is none of your business.

Fair enough.

...maybe I should go.

Maybe so. [She escorts you to the door. Unless you'd rather go out the window.]

[More than happy to use the door.] Ahaha... sorry about all this, but thanks for not knocking me off your roof.

You can tell all your friends that Jacky Faber does not knock people off roofs.

[And with that, she'll close the door.]

I-[Oh, hello door. Sighs.] Why do I get the feeling today is going to be a long day?

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