[Action]

[goldenglasses]

[It’s taken Vash a while. Because his mun sucks at these sorts of things. But after a bit of stalking and planning. Vash has finally come up with a revenge prank for Mayoi.

After waiting for what seemed like forever for a time when both Mayoi and Alexei were out of the house, he snuck in like a thief. He’s taken her toothbrush (or what he assumed to be hers) and soaked it in a cup of lemon juice for a good five minutes. Enjoy the sour taste in your mouth when you try to brush your teeth tonight! And when you grab the nearest cup to rinse out? You‘ll find a tiny caricature of Vash drawn on it. Laughing.

For anyone who’d like to run into Vash - he can be found leaving the crime scene then to the bakery for some victory donuts.]

Comments

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

But I don't want to die!

[Voice]

[chronica.livejournal.com]

[siiiigh] Fine, I'll pick how you suffer. I was trying to be nice and give you the choice, but you're not helping at all.

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

How about we just call it even and get some ice cream some time?

[Voice]

[chronica.livejournal.com]

[she doesn't answer for a minute. ice cream would be nice, so she's very much contemplating it. however...]

No.

Re: [Voice]

[goldenglasses]

Aw, come on! Please? What if we made them sundaes?

[Voice]

[chronica.livejournal.com]

This isn't the proper time to be talking about sundaes!

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

SCARY!

[Voice]

[chronica.livejournal.com]

You put this on yourself. Have fun walking around in fear.

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

Can't we talk this over - peaceful like?

[Voice] 1/2

[chronica.livejournal.com]

Well, when you put it that way-

[Voice] 2/2

[chronica.livejournal.com]

No!!

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

Aw! Come on! Pretty please! I don't want to die!

[Voice]

[chronica.livejournal.com]

Then don't start wars!

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

I didn't start it! YOU DID!

[Voice]

[chronica.livejournal.com]

[Logic? What's logic. Mayoi is sleep deprived and pissed off, logic does not exist.]

I only launched a minor attack. You began our war by striking back.

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

So I'm not allowed to fight back? Now, that's not fair!

[Voice]

[chronica.livejournal.com]

I never said that. You're free to attack, but it takes two to start a war. So don't blame this all on me - you're at fault for this as well!!

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

Then how about we negotiate a truce? A cease fire?

[Voice]

[chronica.livejournal.com]

Sure, I don't mind that! Of course it will need to be after I destroy you.

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

How about before?

[Voice]

[chronica.livejournal.com]

If we do it like that I won't be able to destroy you.

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

I'm okay with this!

[Voice]

[chronica.livejournal.com]

I'm not! No truce.

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

Aw! Come on! There's gotta be something else we could do about this!

[Voice]

[chronica.livejournal.com]

You're welcome to wait for my attack.