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[goldenglasses]

[Today after his SOS Brigade meeting, Vash will be dragging several large boxes into the square by the fountain. They are filled with all types of nerf guns and there's even a few squirt guns in there. He figures the kids here could really use some fun after the past week or two. So after taking a couple for himself he opens his journal.] Hey! There are a bunch of toys in the square~! Come out and play!

(ooc: Comment spam style! Anyone and everyone is welcome. If you try to cause violence Vash will fall out of the sky on top of your head thread jack in order to stop it.)

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[goldenglasses]

[GLUB!] HEY! That's cheating!

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[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[His rebuttal:

shooting you in the face. 8Db]

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[goldenglasses]

GAHHHHHHHHHHHH! [Jumping back down for cover. Oh it's on NOW you cheat. He can cheat too.] Like to cheat you dirty pirate? [Loading his gun with rubber bullets now.]

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[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

Oi oi, no need for insults, Vash; it's just a game.

[Bring it. Bring iiiiiiiiiiiiiit. His foot and gun are ready.]

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[goldenglasses]

[And he takes off running. These bullets can sting at close rang and he wants to be out of range of the nerf guns. But he'll suddenly turn on his heel and shoot a round off JUST in front of your feet. You see that bullet bounce off the ground, fall, and then lay there Sanji? Because that's your only warning that they're not real.] I can cheat too~ My gun has more distance~

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[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

Hehhhhhh.

[Sanji doesn't move while he files away the the size, weight, and make of the bullet Once he's done, though--

He's running after you, Vash, distance be damned]

That shit only works if you can hit me.

Had to go upload a new icon

[goldenglasses]

Wait... you're not suppose to come closer! [YOU'RE SUPPOSE TO WIBBLE AT HIS CHEATING ABILITIES!]

LMFAO excellent /enables

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[Too bad, so sad.

Have a gun aimed and fired at your face]

[goldenglasses]

ACK! [He's been hit! Turning and running trying to get some of that distance back. Jumps over a bench like a hurdle.]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[He's following you Vaaaaaaaaaaaash. And that bench is kicked out of his way. 8Db]

[goldenglasses]

[Spinning around to shoot at your shoulder while you kick it away!]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[A-ack! Okay those bullets have more sting to them than the darts. Sanji makes a mental note to be careful.

And then he's aiming another shot at Vash's backside]

[goldenglasses]

[Geeze! You're still coming! He'll make a run for the box seeing as his cheating genius isn't scaring you off.]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[That box isn't gonna save you, asshole.

You've unlocked Sanji's hidden competitive streak. YOU HAVE NO ONE TO BLAME BUT YOURSELF]

[goldenglasses]

[Perhaps not, but it will at least let him have another Nerf gun so he can shoot at you without having to worry about how close he is. Grabs a gun on the run and just starts shooting behind him as he runs around the fountain. Wait... fountain? Suddenly takes a sharp turn trying to move AWAY from the water.]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[Too bad that WATER LIKES CHASING YOU.

This is really, really good practice for him, actually.

Sanji thanks you from the bottom of his heart]

[goldenglasses]

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! YOU CHEATER! [Turns suddenly on his heel and running STRAIGHT FOR YOU. If he can he's going to try to leap dramatically over you and get your own water to crash into you.]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[wtf is this a suicide attempt? Screeching to a halt and starin--

Oh. Bastard.

He lets you leap. And the water splits into two streams around Sanji before merging back into one, albeit at a slower pace.

This is becoming a game of "Tag the Stampede", isn't it?]

[goldenglasses]

[Pretty much. But totally taking the chance to shoot you in the head with his nerf gun while he jumps over you. Then once he lands and is running again he decides to give cheating another try. How's your concentration on that water when the ground suddenly starts shaking and shifting underneath you.]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[Not as good as Sanji would like. He hasn't finished his training under Sona. The shot to the head hits his ear when he bends his neck, but now half the water has splashed uselessly against the ground as a result of his broken concentration]

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[goldenglasses]

Ahahahaha! That's what you get you cheat! [Very proud of himself except...]

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[goldenglasses]

[There's still that other half of the water to deal with.] Oh crap! [Running again.]