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[goldenglasses]

[Today after his SOS Brigade meeting, Vash will be dragging several large boxes into the square by the fountain. They are filled with all types of nerf guns and there's even a few squirt guns in there. He figures the kids here could really use some fun after the past week or two. So after taking a couple for himself he opens his journal.] Hey! There are a bunch of toys in the square~! Come out and play!

(ooc: Comment spam style! Anyone and everyone is welcome. If you try to cause violence Vash will fall out of the sky on top of your head thread jack in order to stop it.)

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[dawndigger.livejournal.com]

[Okay, this is actually pretty awesome. Since the fight itself is harmless, Simon has no problem with charging in with a super-soaker for the offense.]

[all7seas]

[Jack will dive toward them both in a mad tackling motion, because he's getting a little bit carried away.]

[goldenglasses]

[Aha! Blocked that sword! Wait... why isn't he stopping!] GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! [And Vash gets bowled over.]

[dawndigger.livejournal.com]

[And since Simon was still behind Vash at the time, he goes tumbling down with them, flailing. GET OFF YOU GUYS ARE TALL AND HEAVY]

[all7seas]

[Jack flails on top of it all, enjoying every minute. He's yelling stuff semi-incoherently.]

VANQUISH! ME! I VANQUISH YOU ALL! SWORD!

[goldenglasses]

OH, I'll vanquish you! GET OFF! [You crazy, stinky pirate! He'll be trying to kick you off now so he can get off poor Simon.]

[dawndigger.livejournal.com]

[CAN'T.... BREATHE.... LOSING... CONSCIOUSNESS.... guys lay off the donuts and rum, okay?]

[all7seas]

[Jack eventually gets kicked off the top of the pile and rolls away, laughing.]

Nerf. I love Nerf.

[goldenglasses]

[Give up donuts?! NEVA!] Well, at least someone is having fun. Are you alright Simon?

[dawndigger.livejournal.com]

[BRB RECOVERING] ...Huh? [Oh thank god, he can breathe again. THIS GAME IS SUDDENLY DANGEROUS, what's with you crazy people D8]

[all7seas]

Oh come on now, Donut. Lad's gonna be fine. Now, what else can I find in this box of yours...

[goldenglasses]

[Donut. How clever of you Jack.] I dunno, why don't you check. [Not that he's going to shoot you as soon as you turn your back. Oh wait - yes he is!]

[dawndigger.livejournal.com]

[Maybe this would be a good time to make a tactical retreat before he gets himself killed. Attempting to sneak off now >_>]

[all7seas]

[Jack does not notice the boy sneaking away as he's turned and is rummaging through the box.]

Oooooooh--crossbow!

[goldenglasses]

Get him! [Starts shooting. But wait, where's his backup?] S-Simon?

[dawndigger.livejournal.com]

[Oh snap, caught. Simon hastily goes for the box instead, digging through to find another Nerf gun. He's no coward, of course! Eh-heh-heh...]

[all7seas]

[Sparrow goes down in a Dillinger-esque hail of bullets. Then gets back up, returning fire.]

Ow. That's gonna leave a MARK, Vash!

[goldenglasses]

No it's not, stop being such a baby. [But just try shooting him and hear what a fuss he'll make.]

[dawndigger.livejournal.com]

[Their silliness is admittedly contagious, so as soon as Simon pulls out another of the toy guns he starts blasting away at Jack. That's what you get for squashing them, you crazy pirate!]

[all7seas]

AHHHHH!!! [Jack takes one shot full in the mouth and makes that "ICK" face.]

Tastes like bilge. [And then takes careful aim with his crossbow and fires once at Vash and once at Simon--aiming right for the forehead.]

[goldenglasses]

AHHH! I've been HIT! [Falls over kicking and screaming like he was dying] GO ON WITHOUT ME!

[dawndigger.livejournal.com]

[W-wait, does a headshot mean death!? Is it game over!? Because he was hit too!] B-but I can't do this without you!

[all7seas]

[Jack attempts to place one foot on top of Vash in a "hail the conquering hero" type pose. And looks at Simon.]

Aye, lad--it's a good thing to know when you're beaten. Better stay down now.

[goldenglasses]

Ow! Geeze! Careful! That hurts! How much do you weigh!?

[Aw... come on Jack. Let the kid have some fun. "Dead guy" shooting at your head now.] Ah! Ha ha! I was faking it the whole time! [Can you fake, fake death? Who cares? He is.]

[dawndigger.livejournal.com]

[Simon scrambles to reload. THE FIGHT IS NOT OVER YET, PIRATE]